twi-LOL-light.i know this post is waaay late, but still i have to say: twilight is the best comedy i've seen in ages! 
i mean c'mon? people please stop hating on the movie for just one moment and appreciate it's comic brilliance. robert pattinson, dear british boy, you're facial expressions as bella entered into the biology classroom we're sheer genious. 
i forgive you for looking like a total dbag while glittering in the sunlight, because your stank eye stare off with billy was just too amazing for life. too f-ing amazing my friend. and jacob. jacob jacob jacob... i'm so glad your entire character was overpowered by the horridness of your extensions/weave. 
but nothing in the movie can top the glory of emmett and jasper. emmett riding on the back of the jeep and bella's truck = priceless. jasper i'm sorry you had all of one line in the film but your facial expressions were enough to top even rob's. congratulations! 
now i know that one question remains- was it meant to be a comedy? honestly i don't think it was. but that just makes it all the more amazing. hold on tight spider monkey new moon is coming soon. yaaaaaaay. 
catherine hardwicke you are a silly bitch. | 
