so, who's more annoying korean guys or chinese guys ...

when it comes to names:  korean guys are so annoying sometimes ... like when they're trying to tell non-koreans their korean names ... they gotta be so specific it hurts ... my name is seunghoon ... that's sssseeeunghoooon, not sunghun ... nono, not sunghoon ... ssseeeuu ... say it ssseeeuu ... seriously, you spray saliva like a mother ... chinese guys never wanna tell you their chinese names ... cause its always something like xiaoshingpngergslgj so they only tell you their english name and their last name ... but unlike korean guys, chinese guys get all mental if you mispronounce their last name ... everybody always reads my last name as wang but its supposed to be pronounced whang!! ... i mean duuuh ... or ... it's not leung, its leeyeuuurng ... seriously, you shoulda spelt it 'leeyeuuuurng' in the first place u whangker ... result: tied

when it comes to identity:  korean guys love being korean, end of story ... chinese guys love to be mistaken for a japanese person ... why is this? ... saying things like 'wow, i thought u were japanese, not chinese' or 'you look like an japanime character' make their day and make them say annoying things like 'everybody says i look japanese!' ... result: +1 chinese

when it comes to food:  what is the number 1 annoying korean male quote when it comes to food ... 'i'm not just saying it because i'm her son, but my mom is the world's best cook ... ask anybody and they'll tell you the same thing' ... do these a-holes even hear themselves lol ... being able to ask anybody about your mom's cooking and getting a good response just means she just cooks for a lot of people for free whether its giving it away in containers or having a lotta people over for dinner ... koreans would say a tire tasted great if it was free ... what is the number 1 annoying chinese male quote when it comes to food ... 'sweet and sour pork is not reeeal chinese food' ... then wth is it, african? ... every chinese food recipe: 1. add a cup of oil, 2. toss it around, 3. add sauce ... sweet and sour pork fits the description so shutup already ... result: tied

conclusion: chinese guys are a little bit more annoying than korean guys lol jk -_-;;

anybody know any interesting xangas to read? ...

guys are always hating on fat chicks ... fat chicks are gross ... fat chicks are disgusting ... fat chicks schmat chicks wahwahwah ... like they've got such a big stampede of chicks after them that they gotta beat down the fat ones with a stick so that the skinny ones can all get an equal piece of his a$$ ... gimme a break ... women? we looove us a fat chick ... the fatter, the better ... if a fat chick's thigh looks like its 8 months pregnant, we love her 8x more ... skinny girls love fat chicks because fat chicks make them look better than they already are ... fat chicks love fat chicks cause fat chicks are always friends with other fat chicks ... if you ever come across a girl that acts like she is grossed out by a fat girl, she is full of sh*t ... same goes for the girl that says stuff like: i wish i could just gain like 5 pounds-that would make me like sooo happy when she would probably rather choose being diagnosed with cancer over gaining 5 pounds any day ... naw fat girls are cool ... the only people i seem to hate on a regular basis is chinese people lol ... i dont hatehate chinese people ... like i said, most of my friends are chinese ... but coming from vancouver, a city where the population ratio of chinese to korean is approximately 10+:1, i think my hate is just fueled from overexposure ... vancouver is crawling with chongers ... there's even an area of vancouver called richmond that is populated wholly by chinese people ... they love richmond because the land itself is shaped like a dragon's head ... a freakin dragon's head ... do you think they will all move away to italy if i tell them that it's in the shape of a dragon's winkie?? ... so anyways, as you can imagine, most korean girls in vancouver date or have dated a chinese guy ... dating chinese guys, there has been more than a few times when i've wished i could just grab them by the shoulders, shake them, and say 'your house smells like oil and mothballs'

i went to go visit my old work the other day and my ex-coworker asked me to bake something and bring it with me next time i drop by ... i used to bring cake or cookies to work once in a while ... anyways, i was like what are you asking me for, get ur wife to bake u cookies ... to which he replied, my wife doesn't know how to bake-she doesn't even know how to use an oven ... what does that make me? ... when did i become the woman that does stuff that the wife or gf just won't do? ... the one that fulfills the 'needs' that she doesn't? lol -_-;; ... i don't know what it is about us korean women, but we love to show our domestic side whenever there are guys around ... whether its washing your dishes, tidying up your place, or baking cookies, taking them to work and then writing about it on xanga hah ... we do everything short of wearing a t-shirt that reads i am good wife material ... i mean, do guys even go for this kinda stuff?!?! ... is this why i've been single for the last 800 years??

happy easter happy easter happy easter ... what is so happy about easter ... i guess its better than hearing it's easter f*ck you all weekend long ... i'm not too religious so easter doesn't have much signifigance for me ... but i am saving christianity for the latter part of my life for when i'm old and grey and have nothing better to do so i dont end up burning in hell ... so i guess easter is not completely meaningless to me haha ... anyways, my sister's [chinese] boyfriend's family had a big family easter dinner this past weekend ... turkey, stuffing, the whole shebang ... are they christian? ... no, me thinks they just like to adopt holidays and celebrate everything ... her boyfriend probably even had a bar mitzvah growing up

more stuff i hate part 4:

i hate the type of people who think that everything is about them ...a prime example would be the type of people that always have to get all mental about some stereotype i have written about ... ie. ur so wrong/i am so offended/i am so not like that!! ... did the blog have your name on it? was it addressed to you? ... these people think they are special and unique ... or "different" like anybody gives a sh*t ... thesauruses list unique, special and different as synonyms of weird ... coincidence?

remember that scene in edward scissorhands where edward is trying to eat some sugarpeas at dinner but is unsuccessful because of the length of his fingers? ... my nails are just long enough that most day to day activities require aid ...  buttoning shirts/pants, trying to pick up a quarter, dialing a phone and putting in/taking out contacts lenses are all time consuming ordeals ... anything typed on the computer keyboard turns into slurred retard speech ... i should be given a wheelchair and be able to park in the handicapped parking lanes in my state ... i hate my nails yet i love them >_<

my sisters and i rented this korean movie way back in the day called robu robu [in konglish] ... we thought it was some chick flick called love love only to go home, turn it on and watch it with our parents to find out [in mild horror] that is was called rub love and not love love like we had originally thought ... if there is nothing more i dread, its having to watch sex scenes with my parents around ... sex scenes during movies with my parents are probably the only times in my life i wished i was like helen keller .... deaf and blind

i hate when korean people pretend to know sh*t about wine ... this chardonnay has a very complex aroma with a hint of citrus ... barf ... you're very dumb with a hint of stupid ... u could be at a restaurant with a waitress suggesting a dozen different wines and the only thing we will ask is yes but is it sweet? ... all a wine has to be for a korean person to think that it is good, is to be sweet ....our tongues are not sensitive enough to differentiate the subtleties of wine flavors ... to us, there are only 2 flavors: spicy and non-spicy ... my major concern when i was at the dinner table, as a kid was, is it mewuh [spicy]? ... our faces scowl when we eat anything that is a little too sweet ... we can only eat half a chocolate bar in one sitting ... and y'know those sugary icing cakes they sell at safeway ... unfit for asian comsumption because of the pasty sugary sweet icing and only gets served at the birthday parties of white kids ... so we call it "the white people cake"

my parents are cool but is my mom the only person that dresses up to go to the doctor? and when will my dad stop yelling into the phone like it has a 1950s connection whenever he's on a long distance call?

this is my honeybear <3

i hate the dinktards that leave one eprop ... why make the extra effort by having to push another button just so you can leave one and not two? ... why take the extra energy to be so annoying? ... i hope their sons are born with one testicle and their daughters grow up to have one breast since they like the numero uno sooo much