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| Call the pun police.I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit
me.
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a
hardened criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
We'll never run out of math teachers because they always
multiply
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U C L A.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a
number on it.
The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was
on shaky ground.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your
memory
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism,
it's your Count that votes.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you
A-flat miner.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully
recovered.
A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France , resulted in
Linoleum Blownapart.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
A calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in
the end.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought
she'd dye.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Acupuncture: a jab well done. | | |
| Oh, so busy.So, now that this semester is half way over, I just realized that the ammount of free time I have is virtually none. I mean, maybe 10 minutes between classes to stop and talk with friends, but other than that I get to school at 7:30 every morning and don't get home untill about 9 or later. This semester I've tried to get myself back into the order of things and, so far it has seemed to workout. Well, that's about all I have for now. Back to practicing. | | |
| sorry for those of you who actually read this stuff.....it's been a while. i've been really busy since school started back up. lots of un-natural things have happened to say the least. but, most of it has been fun anyways. i'm starting to loose weight...finally. i have to if i want to do dci, which i really do. camps start up in november and i plan to be under 20% bodyfat by that time. i have to start fast and not let up any of the way if i have any chance at reaching this goal. i also have to start saving up money, so i can pay for these said camps. i'm trying out for bluedevils and cavaliers, and maybe phantom if i have enough money. i don't know what i'll do if i make more than one of them, i guess i'll cross that bridge if and/or when i get to it. but, for now i am about to go play raquetball. | | |
| Summer WorkSo, I sit here in Ashdown being bored as a mo-fo. I'm here because I'm teaching the brass line for their pre-school rehearsals. I really hate to say it, but during the afternoons I'd like to be back in Arkadelphia. When I'm here, I have NO friends to hang out with. Usually I'd call Karen up and go do something in Texarkana, but it just so happens that this week, she's up north "tuba shopping." So, that means I have absolutely nothing to do after about 1. I guess I could be practicing, but there is nowhere to practice around here. My old room has concrete floors and it echoes throughout the house, so that knocks that out. I guess, now that I am done complaining, I'll get off here. I just knew it would take up some time, so I figured I'd post it.
-L8r | | |
| Not really much going on here. Kind of boring actually......I'm just kidding. This past weekend I went down to San Antonio to see the DCI Show. It was amazing. The Cavalier's won it with their show entitled "Machine." It was so awesome. I am kind of sad to say that the Blue Devils didn't bring their "A" game to the show, hence their first loss of the season. And, o boy was it a big one. The Cav's then traveled to Midland then to Atlanta, where we met up again. They had rehearsal at the high school on Tuesday. Me and Allison stayed with Meagan for a few days.......that was interesting. I guess it was my turn to be outnumbered. Meagan went to San Antonio with a bunch of guys and I was in Atlanta with a bunch of girls. I guess we're even now.....eventhough she won't admit to it. All in all.....this past week has been a Drum Corps packed week and yes, it has been a very fun experience. I CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK TO BAND!!!!!
To Meagan and Allison: You know why this movie is playing. | | |
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