guess whoz back (back back) back again...guess whoz back (back back) tell a friend (friend friend) <BANG> we thought we'd start out with one...(pa dum tsh) Since it's been soo long since our last post, we feel that justice is in order...we are extremely sorry for any emotional trauma this may have caused you...we are forever in your debt...

ACTUAL IM CONVERSATION BETWEEN namewithheld and momsanonymous
crazygman6k: sup
jflorance61: nothing
jflorance61: u?
crazygman6k: u know...chillin
jflorance61: your dumb
crazygman6k: ur momz dumb
jsflorance61: what do you wana do
crazygman6k: psh I dunno...I'm gonna study allll day today
jsflorance61:  k...oh btw I'm freakin James Bond
crazygman6k: no I really am gonna study...
jsflorance61: ok sure...
crazygman6k: w/e POC
jsflorance61: k I'm going back to bed
crazygman6k: ur stupid...all u do is sleep all day long
jsflorance61: w/e <SIGN OFF>
crazygman6k: Thank You for going to bed..and doing watever I say James...thank you
AIM: "Thank You for going to bed..and doing watever I say James...thank you" could not be delivered to the recipient...because he is either sleeping and/or is really dumb

These next pictures are not for the faint-hearted...or queezy gutted...
The Attack of the Mannequin

Once again...Captain Mutaurus and FreezeMonkey save the day...now the RCI is a safer place...cheerio>

It sure feels good to be back in the neighborhood>

INTRODUCING...THE TWO HOTTEST CHARACTERS EVER TO HIT THE BIG SCREEN (or small screen if ur laptop sucks) Bueno! Bueno! Bueno! Bienvenido a la clase the Caricaturas en Español! Brought to you by Santiago y Gedeon...y tu madre!

Dan Cox productions proudly presents:  Forget the name for now.

Gideon Munoz starring as FREEZEMONKEY with pet gator (CARTMAN).

James Florance starring as CAPTAIN MUTAURUS with pet pig (HAPPY).

So there you have it...stay tuned for more hot, sizzling and furthermore gut-wrenching, heart-throbbing adventures. (in real time)

The people have spoken and we will answer. In order to dispel any rumors of any lurking cowardliness among my self and my co-conspirator we have chosen to make our identities known! <Once again the drum roll sounds>

Well there you have it...you know who we are... stay tuned for more shocking news updates!

Today is a day of Celebration...Darkness filled the air
The sound of rain, gradually built as...oh never mind...

How to survive a hostage situation:
1. If shots are fired, keep your head down and drop to the floor.
2. Get behind something or somebody larger then you.
3. Do not move far, as your captors may think that you're attempting to escape and/or attack
4. Cautiously follow your captors' instructions
5. If you're singled out, spill your guts in order to save your life
6. If a rescue attempt is made, remain calm and stay on the ground (rescue attempts often include gun-fire)

Furthermore, keep the following tips in mind:
Do not make any sudden movements
Immediately give all your money, passports, tickets and family pictures to your captors
If the captor speaks to you, respond in a calm, self-poised tone of voice.

And as always, remember the good ol' saying, "I don't have enough faith to be an atheist"

We would like to "graphically" display in real-time, a real-life hostage situation, recorded in real time. In real life. Because it is better and/or cooler that way. Because I am cool like that. In real time.

THE PLOT

FIRST STEP: stop, drop and don't roll (in real time)

FOURTH STEP: spill your guts, to obtain MERCY...or watever

SIXTH STEP: If and when rescue arrives...make yourself as small as possible...otherwise ye hath no chanceth whatsoever to survive!

-THE END-

Lets give a heart-warming welcome to Brooke who arrived today. (A seemingly unemotional round of applause randomly breaks out).

In the news today, Guys lounge has started up...I already know who is behind the page its quite funny. Wow who put Gen's clothes in the dryer? I don’t understand why people have the need deep down inside to do everyone’s work for them? ASK PEOPLE! Just put it on the floor! Lets hear it for Lord Of The Rings HUH? Wow I always find it interesting how people argue for their side of an issue. Good Job R.J. I would just like to thank the Flint road-clearing department for putting Jerry Springer on hold to plow our roads. I know it takes a lot to drive those road-clearing machines, but we appreciate it. I was talking to one Student and he had this to say about our roads "Huh, I haven’t noticed it at all...I don’t get out much"

On to my daily rant:

Is it necessary to have us sing the highest possible hymn at 7'oclock in the morning...at the crack of dawn? I'm sure it sounds great with 15 part harmony and after 23 weeks of practice but really we don’t care, Great is thy faithfulness will do fine.

Motherly Warning:

It is much drier in the great white north than the Sahara desert, I kid you not. Please remember your chapstick. We're not ship-wrecked survivors. I know sometimes the food can make it seem like we are stranded on a deserted island, but suck it up.

Ahh yes please don’t leave your trash; Food that fell out of your mouth and landed on the table, or anything else on the tables it just makes more work for the dish pit team. Also is it necessary to leave all 23 games out on the table at one time?

V-Ball is gone when will it come back?

"Well we have a lot going on right now, I’m not sure when we will be able to get that set up again." -Don’t worry about it its Official

Ok I’m done

 
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