Living Lohan 
Will you watch the show? E networks latest accomplishment can be previewed here.
I am proud to inform you I would rather be caught dead toting last seasons Prada bag then watch this sham of an excuse in reality television.
What do you think? Will they get good ratings? I think the only chance they have is if Lindsay herself made an appearance. But who knows? America lovessss the Lohans. SJP? 
Sarah Jessica Parker at the London premiere of Sex and the City.
Now, I'm excited for the movie, but this get-up is saying a little something...like maybe:
DON'T GO SEE THE MOVIE.
'in big bold letters' right across her botox'd forehead.
Of course, I'll still go see the movie. I can't turn down something so universal. But Sarah honey, pick something different for America's premiere of your most popular movie since Girl's Just Want To Have Fun, okay? American Idol Dad: Banned?? 
Apparently David Archuleta's big papa is too overbearing for AI. The dad has been banned from going backstage to see his son or at rehearsals. And although the proud father still has the right to be an audience member, it's said these tough times are taking a toll on him. Still, producers are fed up with his ways and many people have made comments mentioning how Jeff Archuleta "creeps them out." Now that we're on the topic, who would you like to see win Americas favorite TV show? Top Movies This Week - 1. Iron Man
2. Speed Racer
3. What Happens in Vegas
4. Made of Honor
5. Baby Mama However... OH NO 
Is Warner Brothers lying??
Speed Racer is said to have only taken in $20 million at the box office this past weekend.
However, Warner Brothers claims it took in $20.2 million.
While rival studios think WB is lying about the number so they can claim a second place rating in the weeks top movie spot, the movie company doesn't seem to be backing down. ARE THEY LYING??...
let's hope not. What Happans in Vegas came in a close third at $19.7 million. And that movie was good. Ashton Kutcher was H-O-double T.
Ah, Prom Night - 
NOW FOR SOME REAL NEWS:
"Skimpy prom dress lands teen in cuffs"
Do you think this girls prom should have been ruined by the cops? Last weekend in Houston, Texas, 18-year old Marche Taylor (left: in photo) was expecting the night of her life as she arrived in a limo with friends to their prom. Marche's dream was sadly twisted into something very unexpected. School officials would not allow her into the prom because they say "her dress violated the school dress code." Marche, upset and infuriated, began arguing and eventually demanded her money back. Things got so heated, someone ended up calling the police department. Marche says she had no choice. "It was either go home or go to jail." Who's side are you on? Guess Who??
 So who is this nasty mama?
Unfortunately, the uncensored versions of these pictures are extremely graphic. If you would like to be a pervert, (everyone wants to see them, don't feel ashamed) just comment me with your email and I'll send you the photos with no white circles :) | 
