Currently Listening Hellogoodbye By Hellogoodbye Touchdown Turnaround. Even though it's not on this CD. see related

H3Y CH!CK4D33SZ.
TODAYYYYYYY:

AEROBICSZ: I'm better @ badminton when I'm high than I am @ volleyball when I'm completely sober.
ADVISORY: Nothin' special.
WORLD CULTURESZ: Buttfuck Buck wasn't there. &We watched a movie. Brittney, Christian &I socialized &drew pictures. "MARIO, GET BACK IN YUH CAGE!". That Brittney is a hoot.
LUNCH: "HEY SCHAEFER!!!!! If you ever get married to a woman... or man... named WAFER, their name will be WAFER SHAEFER!"
BRITTNEY: If you ever have a kid, name it Wafer Creamy Shaefer.
SHAEFER: Or Creamy Wafer Shaefer!
BRITTNEY: Nah... then it doesn't sound like you're talking about wafers anymore.

EVAL-YOU-ASIAN.
CHILD DEVELOPMENT: Aliesa hit me a few times because I kept calling one of the kids ugly (She looks like a gorilla... the kid, not Aliesa.) &Erica &I laughed. A lot. &For anyone who didn't know; Last year I was hanging out with Lauren &I pulled her pants down &she fell in poison ivy. &Got poison ivy on her ass. &Punani.
ENGLISH: Ms. LaSalle may possibly be dead. But I played MASH with Erica. Then we went to  the library &on the way there waved to people in classrooms. We walked by the hot freshmen's class about 923378 times. &When we got to the library, we looked up the causes of hiccups.
AFTUHH SKEWL: Casey, Maddie &I went to Maddie'sz. Maddie &I danced, danced, then danced some more. If you don't understand that "danced" doesn't actually mean we danced, then you're slow in the head. Or "THICK". Hm. Casey left &then Maddie, her mom &I went out shopping for stuff for The Runs. AKA our Halloween costume. AKA a 70's running group. We're gonna look hot. BRING YOUR CAMERASZ TO MADDIE'SZ ON SATURDAY, KIDDOSZ.
Anyway; we were in the car listening to The Used &Maddie turned it up..
ME: Maddie, do you like this song?
HER: Naah, I just like the volume over 20.
ME: That's how I like my women.
&Then
"These hairclips look like PEE PEESZ!!!!!"
&I don't remember the other funny thing.

I'm bored now.
BYE.

EDIT:
THExxSLAUGHTER: &Then we smoked.
PiratesR Vintage: you HAVE to stop. your taking way to much.

I miss Colm like no fucking other.
&Aine.

I danced Friday,
I danced last night,
&I'm dancing again tomorrow morning.

This can't be healthy.

Currently Listening Deja Entendu By Brand New see related

Hello, lovelies.
I have a reason to update today.
YEPPPP.

BEFORE SCHOOL: I got there at like 7 10, I guess. Colleen, Erin &I got coffay that tasted like shit. Erin got a Peach Iced Tea, but didn't like it so she gave it to Colleen. Then Colleen didn't like it, and gave it to Matt. Then Matt gave it to me. Then it traveled with me to Aerobics.

AEROBICSZ: Mmm. Well, Liz told me about the guy who came from Mexico because his parents are missionaries. &Uh, I used the b00bie machine again. Ya know. The one that makes the laydeesz nice and... whatever.

ADVISORY: When I walked in I said "THIS ICED TEA IS GROSS." &Threw it out. It now resides in Marco Vettori's trashcan. Mhm. Uh. &Then I talked to Anna. One of her hobbies include barfing in skewl.

WORLD CULTURES: I'd like to say I got work done, but I'd be lying. I talked to Brittney the entire time. It was groovy coconuts.

LUNCH: Schaefer actually visited us today. For the first time in a week. Mhm. &Uh, I honestly can't remember what happened. Oh, wait. We looked at Ed's pictures from Metric. &I gave him a Pepsi cap. "A BLACK MANNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"    LOL.

CHILD DEVELOPMENT: We got a new kid today. Jacob. So now there are THREE cute ones. Out of... eleven? I don't know. Most of the kids are real ugly, but I seem to be the only one who thinks so. &GET READY, because I've got some FUN QUOTES for you... but to understand it, you have to know that I was wearing three shirts today &they all insisted on falling down every four seconds:

LAUREN: Nice b00bs, Jackie.
ME: Thanks ::Pulls shirt down a little then stops:: Oops. I almost showed you them. But then I didn't.
LAUREN: AWW WHY NOT!?!!


LAUREN: I wish I had b00bs like you.

Thennnnnnnn someone gave me a cookie and it went down my shirt.

ME: Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom &take these cookies out of my shirt.
LAUREN: Jackie, I'll get that for you!

OHHHH YEAH.
She totally wants me.


ANYWAY;
At the endish of Child Development, Erica &I left.
6 minutes early.

&We were frolicking in the hallway when the elevator door opened.
&I squealed.
&Erica was all "LET'S GO! Wait, I forgot. You're too afraaaaaaaaid to take the elevator! Come on! Everyone's doing it! IT WON'T HURT THE FIRST TIME!"

&We laughed all the way (walking) up to the third floor.
I luhv that gerl.

ENGLISH:
We walked in and Angela was alllllll "Ms. Iron's is writing you up for cutting class. She's mad that you left early". UHM, lame? I'm just gonna tell her that I got my period or something. I don't know. HMPPGFFHF.

&Then I wrote a poem. Yeppppp. &Ms. LaSalle talked about sex & oral sex for like 10 minutes straight. It was the awkardest thing EVER.

AFTER SCHOOL: I walked to the Middle School with Erin, my girlfriend. Uh-oh. I just remembered. Alex is my girlfriend, too. I guess I have two. ANYWAYSZ: Erin left &I walked home with Nicole, Matt, &Kyle.
"Matt is the most subtle rascist ever" - Kyle.
"Oh, we were just talking about what would happen if Nikki's b00bs were alive" - Kyle or Matt. I can't remember which.

This is pretty much the best entry I've ever done.
So, I'd appreciate some comments.
&I'll totally comment back.
Yeppppp.