I wish my name was Lucy.

...and that I was a pasty-white new yorker who hails taxi with loud shrill whistles.

HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead.

HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead.

HeadOn - apply directly to the forehead.

 I'm quitting

So the other day Regan asked this question. And I don't remember what it was, but it was something that should have been answered by common sense. So...I said,

"Well, when people asked Jesus a question, he would use a parable. So let me see if I can make a parable for this one..."

Regan:..."Yeah but you're not Jesus. You're Eryn."

hahahaha...not sure why that made me laugh so hard. But it was hilarious.

still miss the goat... 

Ohhh my goodness the weather is AMAZING. It's the perfect take-a-stroll-in-shorts-and-a-hoodie-and-let-the-wind-blow-your-hair-and-make-you-shiver-a-little-bit weather. mhmm...it is. Trust me.

this is me on the computer...playing minesweeper.

I accredit all of my problems in life to the fact that I never got a my-size Barbie. Year after year after year I asked for one. Until they weren't my-size anymore. Bitter? YES.

WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN

Bob Barker scares me...

iiigh. He's a mean old man who hates giving people money.

So I'm guessing its flattering to call a girl a "hot bowl of chili?" ...ok whatever.

Pssst! Carrots! Carrots!

Can I just vent for ONE sec?? HUGE PET PEEVE --- misusing the word "literally". Uuuugh if you want to see me bothered, say literally when you don't mean it. I HATE THAT. The word "literally" is meant to distinguish between literal and figurative. If you mean figurative DON'T SAY LITERAL.

"I literally died laughing"

"My head is literally falling off"

Oh my gosh! I heard this radio commercial and the man said, "Savings that will literally slash your payments in half!" Do the savings pick up a little sword and LITERALLY slash the payments in half? NOOOO. i n e x c u s a b l e. uuuuuuuugh.

Ok I'm done.

Poor Rae---- love you sister! And all purse theives should be shot.

Y'all take care now. B'bye.

Currently Listening Your Man By Josh Turner Would You Go With Me see related

I'm sorry to tell all of you anti-country music friends out there...I am losing it. I can't get enough of this Josh Turner song.

Ok well, I just want to wish my sisters Kristen and Regan a HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY! I hope y'all have an amazing year, and I love y'all!

My b-e-a-utiful twin sisters...Kristen and Regan

Kristen and Regan are awesome. They're funny, smart, brutally good at making fun of me, AND they look alike!!! It's so cool. Regan is awesome, super strong and very multi-talented. She cooks, cleans, shops, wraps gifts insanely well, and she used to beat me with a belt. hahaha. But seriously, she's like the kind of girl everyone wants to be. She is also the most witty person I know OH MY GOSH. I'll say something dumb and then zzzzzing she throws me this brilliant comeback that makes me sound like a complete idiot. Kristen is amazing. Definately the most organized person I know and she's a genius. She keeps her things completely neat and tidy and she always knows where everything is. Of course, that's because she is a mind reader. She'll be all, Eryn why did you touch my calender? and I'm like DANG. She is also one of the funniest people ever because she's so lame. lol! I am laughing soo hard just thinking about some of the random things she says and the way her ankles pop every time she walks. haha!!!

I love my sisters!

Happy birthday girlies.

...I was appying to some colleges today when I realized I needed to register for the SAT and ACT one more time before I graduate. I started signing up for the ACT. If you've done it you know how LONG the process is. I have no idea why they asked me some of those questions...would you be interested in fixing a toy? Learning star formations? Playing in a jazz combo? ...I don't understand...this is going to help me take test...HOW? It's all...Have you visited your grandma recently? Have you ever planted a red flower? What's your eye color? Yeah not really but the first few were real. It just confuses me.

Ok this is Red Leader signing off. Over and out.

     e r y n

Currently Listening Eyes Open By Snow Patrol see related

So there's this one guy who sits in front of me in Economics class, his ribcage is bigger than the back of the chair. It's crazy.

Going to visit my sister at DBU next weekend, which will be fun. We have big plans. Which include going to the pool, hot tub, hanging around campus, going shopping, eating with the basketball team, driving to the SWAT training base nearby and getting a flat tire, and driving near the Naval training camp on the other side, and there getting a flat tire as well.

Addicted to tv? No. Buuuuut deeply intrigued (to the point of slapping any and all interrupters) in LOST. I am two episodes from finishing season 2. It's been real. It's been fun. And it's been real SCARY. (yeah not where I was originally going with that...) But today I was home alone, cleaning away...and I started thinking about Lost, and got very freaked out. Now, this doesn't happen to me too terribly often. In fact, it's been a few years since I've felt that kind of fear...back in the day, it happened all the time. There is this huge tree that I can see through my window, and when it's dark, the tree looks uncannily like a figure who is peeking through the window. When the wind blows, the figure moves. That was a long time ago though. After that, it was the man under my bed that I pictured every night and I was just waiting, waiting, waiting for him to stab through the mattress. Annyway, to make a short story long, I experienced the fear of my childhood for the first time in a long time. And thats it...I WANT TO BE LOST WITH SAWYER.

Now THOMAS....he's obsessed with the show. He's only slightly less obessesed with Lost as he is with A1 steak sauce.

I walked out to the car this morning in my pajamas to get a box of cereal that my mom left in there, and it was raining. And that made me happy.

I need a haircut. Wouldn't it be fun to dye my hair just a tad darker - just to a true brown color - for fall? If I was a brave person, that's what I would do.

Volleyball game today.

Pray for the Brazilian children....

love yall

e r y n

Currently Listening Backstreet's Back By Backstreet Boys Eryn you know you love them LOL see related

"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself."

So for everyones info this is not Eryn.... Now the question you may ask is who is this?

So quick question say, this is a hypothetical question. So say your(being a guy) walking around the mall with Eryn and this girl at, lets say...... lady foot locker says as there going somewhere says "wow, your brother is really tall." Well lets say your not related. Is this kinda weird? I kinda think so but it could be worse.

But just to keep everyone up to date, She's loving school. Mainly economics so she can sound smarter then everyone. Also volleyball is starting up and her first game is monday so everyone should come. Ill be there and you can find out who this is.

I know she would also like to thank the amazing guy..... Who gave her the new Snow Patrol cd.

Well i dont know what else to put for now...But i will find stuff and it will be one here. lol. Oh yeah and Eryn will kill me. Or put me outside her possible circle of trust. But I couldnt see her doing. Also I guess she can be in on mine. Seeing how she is an angel. lol.

Well im gonna go for now ill think of a word sometime and put it on this. Also a funny thing is that ill get more comments on this then i ever get on mine...Oh well.