| Raise up off my N U T'swhat up xanga world. no one updates anymore and thats why I havent
really. whats everyone up too? im in hot, hot Panama City, FL.
Yesterday, my brother Nick and I bought a hammock and put it up. Its
tight or should I say taught. Also, we made up a new tense for the
english language. We call it "happenstense" (hay-pens-tense). Its past,
past tense. For example..."to love". Love, lave, have leved. and to
mess your baby up one more gin, you could say "hive lav" referring back
to the original past past tense that is happenstense. just the post
version of it. its kind of tricky but it should catch on really quick.
so anyways, mom made some bad ass chicken enchiladas
tonight. ate that. that was good. my hands are getting rougher and
rougher the longer I work with wood. I like it though. makes me feel
less like a woman, more like a man. everyone tell me a good memory they
had with me. if you dont, you will have bad luck for 30 years and you
will lose your salvation. later guys!
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Dear Patrons,
why did it not ever get below 50 degrees here
this winter? ill tell you why. global warming. we are all gonna die
from heat. which sucks bc thats not the way i wanted to go. in the jaws
of a great white is how i wanted to go. furthermore, there was a
bigfoot (skunk ape) siting right down the road from here. i was so
excited to hear that i almost puked. im going to find him this week.
maybe get attaked and mangled. that would be pretty sweet.
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