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Hello earthlings.......... So you've already heard that this weekend
had been or week to rebel against everyone!...we bunked school on Wednesday to
go for paint ball which was fun but not the same as we had expected it...they kind
of elaborated about it too much on their web site. you can find out more about
in on Ubaid's blog....
On Thursday we had alot of fun as well...in
the evening around 6.30 - 7p.m we (me, kunal, rico, kane, willy and omran) met
at sanjed's place to pool in money to buy booze. there were 11 of us drinking
that day...so each one pooled in money, willy gave 100 dhs cause the last week
was his b-day and he was treating us, and kunal and some others put in a bit
extra...in total we had over 400 dhs to spend on booze. While kunal, rico,
omran, kane and sanjed went to beach motel to buy the booze me and willy stayed
at sanjed's place packing the shisha and the playstation 2 into bags and the
cooler box waiting to take it to kunal’s place where by the way we were having
the drink fest. So at beach motel those guys bought a crate of Corona, a case
or Amsterdam beer, a six pack of Smirnoff ice, some 8 or 10 Heinekens, a case
of Bacardi breezers and a bottle of tequila.
Ok..the people who came to kunals house
were: ME, kunal, rico, sanjed, kane, omran, Pascal, martin, willy, mairy,
basim, asam, bahshar..and yeah that’s all. Some of the people ordered pizza
from Pizza Hut and that was all the solid food we had for that night...most of
us were on a liquid diet. So as u would have already guessed we started
drinking, we started out with beer ofcourse...My first was a Corona followed by a Heinekens and then many
more after that. Omran was the first to get tipsy followed my Pascal and
martin.
Kunal got really upset during the session
cause he felt he bought too much beer and was kind of pissed of when asam,
omran, kane, martin and pascal striped to their boxers and roamed around the
house. Then we had tequila shots, I think it was the shots that really gave us
a kick cause after that most of us were staggering and talking a lot of shit.
Omran and Asam were the first to leave cause omran was just really drunk, then
kane and rico left because rico had to get up early the next day or something to
do some coursework. Then willy and Mairy came over, they kept looking into all
of our eye’s to check if we were drunk and Mairy saved me cause we were playing
billiards and knocked over my drink and it spilt over his carpet and kunal got
really pissed of…but mairy came to my rescue and cleaned up the mess!...........thanks
again mairy!. Then when were all in the kitchen, willy had gone to see the sea
of bottles there, I kept spitting the beer I drank onto the windows for no reason.
I don’t think kunal knows though.
After sometime willy, mairy and basim took
pascal and martin home cause it was getting late…and all that were left was me,
praw, sanjed and kunal. Prawinath started crying talking all shit, I don’t
remember much wat he said. Then his mum started calling him to come home, so he
told her that he was buying a sandwhich which took him like an hour. Finally
me, kunal and sanjed had to take him home, I mean it was kind of dangerous 3 drunk
guys taking another drunk guy home it was just asking for trouble, but we got
there and back just fine and that fool got home and into bed without getting
caught. The 3 of us then returned to kunals place where we drank a lot more. We
started discussing politics, religion, sanjeds education, our parents and a lot
of stuff……all crazy shit. Sanjed at one point had tears streaming down his
face, basim was there at that time ask him. We were just talking a lot of shit.
I wish we could record it cause it would have been really funny.
Anyways then the following morning we woke
up round 10.30 am and helped clean the house a bit and then I had to leave
cause my mum was calling me home. So we still have like some 24 or 26 cans of
beer left which I think this weekend we’ll have.
So that’s all from me folks…bye
Gerard Lawrence D’Souza
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| I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKED!
i just found out that my fucking business teacher is knocked up..this happned like 7 months ago..and all this time i just thought the dame is getting bigger cause she's eating too much!..well i was wrong.
i need to find a new business teacher cause she can't carry on..i need help fast!!!...i still have two more topics to cover!
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| hello humans,
well after my last angery post (well to me it was) if feel really happy today and am willing to post about the best shisha i've made so far.
yesterday we went to sanjeds house as usual, u know the crowd, oh waiting including danish too, well so we (me,rico,danish and omran) went to buy mint tobacco from the smokers centre next to safer...cost me 15 bucks but it was worth it.anyways..when we came home we made a combination of 3 different flavours which i think was really good. So now i'm gonna tell u how to make it.............
1.take a pinch of cherry tobacco and put it into the bowl
2. take another pinch of lemon tobacco and put that into the same bowl as the one above.
3.take another pinch of mint tobacco and put that into the same bowl. be careful cause since mint is strong u can decide to add more or less according to ur preference.
4. now mix all 3 tobaccos in the bowl.
5 add lemon zest into the bowl with the tobacco.
6. squeeze a bit a lemon into the bowl with the tobacco...just a bit, not too much cause then it will leak.
7. now for the shisha base add cold..ice old lemon juice and then put ice cold water along as well..with ice cubes too...the whole purpose is to make the water/lemon juice as cold as possible.
8. then ofcourse u put the silver foil or coal holder onto the clay base..remeber put the shiny side facing down...cause it gives it a hotter effect or something like that.
9. if u like u can even put the shisha hose into the fridge to make it cold.
10. then conncet everything and put the coal on the silver foil and then enjoy!!!
there u go folks!!!!!  ...i hope it comes out well like it did for me!!!...enjoy!
bye
Gerard Lawrence D'Souza
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| TODAY IS SUCH A FUCKED UP DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.................Hello fuckers!!!....
well whats there to post..nothing actually...what do u expect me to say..it was a fantastic weekend????.....well the answer is no...well to be exact it was alright.......so i'll tell u what happened cause thats the actual reason u came here, to check if there is anything worth reading about on this blog. if u expect a tale about lions and witches or adventures worthy of a hollywood production, then the answer is no and u might as well leave and come back later when i have posted somthing actually worthy of ur viewing.For those of u that bother to read here u go........
So yesterday started as usual...6.30 a.m wake up and turn off the first alarm, followed by a wake up at 6.35 a.m by my second alarm. Had a shower in an attempt regain full awakeness for skool, failing in the attempt i made my way to the kitchen and made my self a nice steaming mug of coffee..ahhh..yes true bliss, but u wouldn't know wat i'm talking about unless ur a coffee lover like i am. so then after regaing my state of mind i asusual would go into my room and start changing for skool, and this all takes place between 7.15 to 7.25......
Fast forward to skool now...well willy and seham didn't come to skool on wednesday.....they decided to elope...well not really but that was the rumour i was planning to spread in skool on wednesday but i didn't have the heart....so the truth is that willy went to give his TOFFEL exam in dubai and i think seham did the same!!..don't know. anyway skool was as gay as usual...u know shouthing from josh, being called a waste and the usual...daily routine. i tried to teach mairy to make fart sound with her hands but she failed badley, made fun of sanjed, had danish run me into the wall, fucked with naseem's mind, flirted with basim and imitated jini getting banged. We lost out vollyball match by a small margin in each set, but the truth is that we just plain sucked!.
Alright now here it comes the interesting part of my day!!!......around 7.30 or 8.00 pm i headed to sanjed's place, cause thats where we were meeting up, from which we were supposed to go to fez for the 5dhs night, but for reasons unknown to me we didn't go there, but ended up going to a sheesha place opp. the marina. Well the ppl who came there was omran, rico, kunal, basim, me, willy, sanjed, mairy and lulu.....yup quite a crowd...but that fact is that it was qutie boering. this factor was the very reason basim and lulu left early, sanjed had to go and do some work at home and rico had to go to dubai. So the angels and demons left behind were me, willy, omran and mairy. Left at 12 cause kunal was scared he might turn into a ware wolf and so fearing for ours and the entire fujairah population's lives we left.
TODAY!!!..................absoloutley nothing!!!...yes thats right i did nothing today!!....the others went for a movie, but thats all i know of wat happend!....
you'll must be asking ur selves rite now why is Gerard acting like an ass??...well the answer is that i truely don't know my self...i just feel really really pissed off today!.........so lets hope it gets worse tommorow!........now go.............................yeah thats right........................................ piss off!!!.............and cheers to all the bastards out there!!!
Gerard Lawrence D'Souza
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