My couzin gets so irritating sometimes, she stays on the phone for hours.  Sometimes my mom them ask her if she wants to go to the docters.  She never gets it, but what they mean is so that the doc can PERMINANTLY attach the phone to her HEAD!  Its pretty trippy how late her friends are alowed to be called.  Sometimes I get up in the middle of the night and she'z still on the phone!  At least she ain't waking everybody up, though.  My couzin's sister came over to play, and the dog got so excited, jumping on her leg and everything.  All of a sudden, shez like "CRAP!  Man...the dog just leaked down my leg!"  HAHAHAHA, I was laughing so hard!  You should have seen her face.  She had to walk all the way to the bathroom with dog piss on her leg and wash it in my tub!  Talk about a kodak moment. 

Bye dodo monkeys, and rhino's...and don't forget yall elephants now!  Shootie-patooties

Hi out there, world.  Did you ever think about why gorilla's have big nostrils?  Duh; cuz they gots big  fingers!  At least I can say I get my nose from my daddy, cuz my fingers are gladly small.  Sorry, I'm just talking about nothing.  My cousin stayed up at 5:00 this morning doing her xanga page, then she helped me to start mine at 10:40am.  It's kind of fun having her stay over cuz I'm an only child. (One child, more money!!!) she is mental though.  That, I guess, is why she calls herself <mentomonkey> anyway... I don't have anything to do.  

Hey wait, I think power rangers are on!  We forgot to get up this morning.  we were suppose to go to church.  Bummers. 

Oh, last week, we went fishing, and was catching some loads of Oama, small little, red, ugly fish, then all of a sudden this guy at the end of the dock is pulling his pole back to get what ever it was out of the water.  He was pulling for about 5 minutes.  Then as soon as people started crouding around him, everybody goes "Turtle, Turtle..." After a while, the turtle snaps his line, and the day got back to ugly little Oama.Well, were gonna go somewhere now.  See yall later.