"I'm narcissistic, I'm pessimistic, I'm obsessive, I'm insecure and I am so afraid of intimacy that every one of my relationships is a journey of self-sabotage that inevitably ends in a black vacuum of shattered expectations and despair."

Hi, I'm Davey. Dave. David. Whatever (whomever). I fix people. I haven't gotten around to fixing myself yet, but I assume I'll figure it out eventually. That's a lie. But I do sing like Julian Casablancas. And I draw like a cross between Kyle Gabler, Edward Gorey, and a person who can't draw very well. I'm cynical. I'm asexual. I'm a romantic. I'm a male lesbian. I'm a writer. I'm a smoker. I drink. I create. I think. I fix. Everything else is a side effect of my surroundings.

I like piano and not so much people.

"Unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can image it. Because it's only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die." -Chuck Palahniuk.

Retired student, no longer living by the beach.