The Nonchalant Savant is pleased to inform you that large, black type in Trebuchet MS font are my words/opinions. Smaller, red type in Comic Sans MS font has been "acquired" elsewhere. Acknowledgment of this source material is purely contingent upon my whim, mood and random lunar cycles. This ain't the Washington Post, so I'm not going to lose sleep over pesky plagiarism issues. Life is too short. What You'll Find Here: Anything and everything that either amuses or annoys me. If it's trombone or cat related, there's a good chance it'll be breaking news here.

My monkey thinks I'm crazy. My husband thinks I'm lazy. My children are all grown - up, and so my hub brought home a pup, I prefer my kitty cats, he prefers that dog, the rat, (he's got me waiting) need to spend your money on me, honey on me, on me... (he got you waiting) one more cat will do it, baby, I'll be your lady, lady... Check it out... Whatchu gonna do with one more cat, one more cat inside this flat? I'ma ga-gonna make it fat, make it fat and a big ole' brat,... My husband thinks I'm nutty, he treats me like I'm putty, then he gets a big surprise, as I change before his eyes, into something other than what he was creating. Negotiating. Now don't be hatin'. Spending all your time on me, another dime on me. She's got me spinning. Spending all your thoughts on me, so glad you fought for me. Tells me I'm winning... Oh...oh, oh...

I just recently became a Momma. We call the baby Oda Mae (don't worry, it's just a nickname that will probably stick forever). So I'm the Oda Momma.

a few things you may wanna know about me... first of all i'm awesome. i can pretty much do anything and i eat 2 pound burgers everyday. i'm a bounty hunter on the weekends and i take out the trash once a week. i start fights whenever i feel like and i can talk to squirrels.