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I am Rachel. I am, sadly, a human. I am not proud of that fact, but it is who I am. After spending the past year traveling around the galaxy as a hitchiker, during which time I went under the name of "Fenny", I was mysteriously transported back to earth, albiet a slightly different earth than the one I know now. In the old earth, there was no… Belgium. Forgive me. I still find the word hard to utter. Many people have asked me what my favorite planet was, and I must say that it had to have been squornshellous zeta, home to the many home-grown matresses you see on the more advanced planets that have, frankly, no use for digital watches. There, I met a matress named Zem, and promptly fell asleep on it. You have no clue how tiring space travel is. Of course, this was all just a figment of my immagination. I really never went to squornshellous zeta. I spent most of my time on Earth, homeschooling (only for a year and a half since 7th grade, or a total of two and a half years, if yo

First, I LOVE NEW YORK!!! I'm originally from Staten Island. I'm of Ghanaian Descent. I love being West African! Although I'm open to learning about other cultures too!