i'm going to go home and sleep with my wife.

i actually love reading other people's about me's. you people come up with the most inspiring catchprases.

Woot! Woot! Crazy... isn't that what life is about? I'm random, crazy, and can't spell worth crap... well actually that would be w-o-r-t-h c-r-a-p, but that's beside the point! I love friends and people so be my friend if your a person!

I'm a bit unexpected and not what most people would think.

I'm unique.