I thought I was an empty nester, but apparently I'm more of a revolving door...

Either I'm the ditzy blonde with no clue, or the keen, analytical computer whizz. Occasionally I'm both at the same time. And I tend to assume that you will understand long words such as dichotomy. Live with it ;-)

"Inside this room, all of my dreams become realities, and some of my realities become dreams. And, almost everything you'll see is eatable, edible, I mean, you can eat almost everything." - Willy Wonka

I've spent the last several years splashing the adventures of my singlehood across the pages of Xanga. Through the trials of a not so pleasant reality, I found love and (FINALLY!!) got married to the most intelligent, weirdest, funniest man I've ever met. He took me out of the Trailer Park (seriously he did) and put me up in a beautiful house in the middle of NOWHERE. Now I have to learn to not only be married (and monogomous) but also be a Farmer's wife. Some days I wonder what the hell I was thinking moving out of the city but then I remember living in the Hood wasn't exactly a lot of laughs. Stick around...this, my friends, could get interesting. :-)