Insights Are A Dime A Dozen

I am an enigma wrapped in bacon. Mmmmm.....bacon. Okay, maybe I'm not all that mysterious and bacon doesn't remain uneaten for all that long around me. Other Papiya facts: 1) No matter what happens, no matter where I am or how little alcohol is involved, I will get injured. I will get hit by a car or lose a toenail or break my knee or lose the same toenail again. But I never blame the alcohol, only the Catholic holidays which inspire the drinking. 2) I am a smart ass. I have a t-shirt which says so and t-shirts never lie. I can't control my smart-ass-ness. The wiring between my brain and mouth is faulty so any sarcastic thought that pops into my head automatically pops out of my mouth. 3) I LOVE BACON. I would marry bacon 'cept I'm pretty sure that would only be legal in two states but even so, it would probably be illegal to cook and eat one's spouse. 4) I am incredibly cocky and insecure at the same time. I guess that makes me an oxymoron. Which is better than being an oxy.

I make the servers go!

God is AMAZING.. He's always working wonders in my life.. I'm married to my bestest friend in the whole world, Ryan. We got married in August of 2007! I love my family dearly, and am so thankful for my parents! Stop by and say hey!

i'm a pretty laid back kind of girl...i like hanging out with my amazing friends, but i also like to be alone...you can find me outside either reading the Word or playing guitar on a nice day! :)