Devoted to the downfall of: the khaki-army, the mindless drones of folk who parade around in khaki pants. They will hit you with their car (paid in full by mommy and daddy), because they have their attention fully fixed on their PDA or mobile device. They also walk into you for their eyes cannot escape the glow of the blue PDA screen. Coming in all ages, the army usually centres around the ages that people are in college, and will try to convert all who enter their cellular phone range.