originally "because smoking is only a problem if you plan to live a long time" but that was too long. this is made for people who are sick of the "oh you smoke? let me get a gun & kill u quicker" blogring, and it is written with the original title based off a chuck palahniuk quote. because last time i checked, being straightedge doesn't mean impressing your beliefs on other people. defend the right to smoke. don't settle for living someone else's beliefs. spread the word.