I'm a 21-year-old veteran of my city: I corrected the flaw in open-heart surgery procedure and was the first citizen to realize the practical value of mercury in thermometers. I singlehandedly restored security to a cruise ship captured by 14 trained and armed terrorists, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I have cooked a five-star, six-course gourmet meal for a covert meeting between the King of England and the President of the United States, and both told me personally that they were in tears from the perfection of each sensual flavor. On site, before the first concert of his world tour, Elton John suffered a massive stroke and could not play for three weeks. His roadies found me in the audience and I was brought back to Elton's private mobile home, where he asked me to take his place on stage in disguise. I performed the first half of his world tour. I've won three Olympic gold medals and have been knighted twice in my lifetime. <p>But I have never once tried to play DDR.

I say it like it is and that is how it should be! Don't you agree?

This is Bryan Koo's Xanga.

22, single, unemployed, not going to school, amateur photographer looking for models to further my portfolio, I guess you could call me a loser, but then there would be many people who would tell you you're completely retarded....yeah, I'm cool, get over it

Hi. I'm JJ. I love God. I'm the nice guy. probably the nicest guy u'll ever meet. actually I'm too nice for my own good and usually get hurt because of it...but o well. i'm just about everything a person can be wrapped up into one...except atheletic. lol i'm in NO way shape or form atheletic...unless it comes to fighting. i used to fight a lot and i'd win too. but enough about that. Don't get me wrong. i'm not the perfect child. i'm a bit emo, gangsta, southern, african(ethiopian to be exact lol), hispanic, skater, prep, goth, anime nerd, videogame freak, just about everything u can name. lol :] and i LOVE STAR TRAK!!!! that and bape and bbc and ice cream and anything having to do with it. so if ur lookin for sumbody ta talk to or if ur just REALLY HOTT, i'm the person u wanna talk to. ;]