IF BRITISH ACTORS MAKE YOU MOIST, JOIN THIS RING OR GO TO BLOODY HELL. Ewan McGregor, Jude Law, Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Joseph Fiennes, Eddie Izzard, Orlando Bloom, Alan Cumming, Rufus Sewell, etc., and most importantly JONATHAN RHYS MEYERS (Sexiest man alive; British only to Americans.) Rumor has it: British men are bad in bed, but don't get your knickers in a twist.