- 20 year old, Hooligan, Writer, Band Geek, DCI freak, Pirate, Ninja, Techie, Gamer, Zajac child... yeah, that's me.

I'm a 21-year-old veteran of my city: I corrected the flaw in open-heart surgery procedure and was the first citizen to realize the practical value of mercury in thermometers. I singlehandedly restored security to a cruise ship captured by 14 trained and armed terrorists, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I have cooked a five-star, six-course gourmet meal for a covert meeting between the King of England and the President of the United States, and both told me personally that they were in tears from the perfection of each sensual flavor. On site, before the first concert of his world tour, Elton John suffered a massive stroke and could not play for three weeks. His roadies found me in the audience and I was brought back to Elton's private mobile home, where he asked me to take his place on stage in disguise. I performed the first half of his world tour. I've won three Olympic gold medals and have been knighted twice in my lifetime. <p>But I have never once tried to play DDR.

I'm not afraid anymore. Not afraid to be there and fight. Not afraid to stand against even my family. Not afraid to be different or to be alone. He has prepared me and is with me... He's made a Marine.

I am very thirteen thirty-seven.