"A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is destroying his family."

I like cheese and Star Wars. I like Jennifer Garner. I have hundreds of dollars worth of Star Wars action figures. I have no internet skills.

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What it is

Hands made of burners on a hot stove. Feet made of brass megaphone screams. Legs made of lightning-quick getaway cars. Arms made of empty cannons. Fingers made of trapeze spider webs. Torso made of funhouse mirror smiles. Spine made of infra-red string. Head made of brittle brick and dense fog. Eyes made of mourning driftwood. Smile made of styrofoam cement. Voice made of slow-motion chalkboard scrapes.