see when he was a wee santa years ago he started to eat... and eat and eat. till one day he realized holy shit im going to die of fat. so then he used his magical teleportation machience to teleport me into the stomach of a woman. so you see i would have just been belly fat if not for the magical qualities of the santa fat. so i became what i am and also have special magic powers as well. and every year after he eats his cookies and milk he uses his magical teleporter machien to teleport the fat to me. making me fatter and fater each year. so you see because of my magical powers i am able to hid my fat on the inside. thus every year i get fatter and fatter but look thin. ^_^ the end

I'm a Scottish and 1/10th Asian 16 year old sophomore at Cypress Grove. I'm ADHD and I like videogames.... Alot. I also find myself to be depressed alot too... I also have alot of crap wrong with me... Physically, psychologicaly, mentally, the whole bit... I also have an addictive personality... Yah... You'd probably just be waisting your time by visiting my site... I have also recently figured out... I'M EMO!!!

the secret is not letting anyone know your secret. thus, not letting anyone know you have a secret to be secretive of makes sense, no?

"He was beat half to death.....twice..." -Ben Bailey

Sad memories of a Ranger