*cough cough* I'm sickk...BOO you whore

I hate my job. I'm a student. I love my boyfriend. Pepsi is my drink of choice. I love good food. And concerts. I hate people that complain. I clean obsessively. I love to read. Candles are nice. So are flowers. I sleep in late. I like the beach. I have 2 rabbits. I live at home. And one day I'll accept myself for what I am.

My birth name is Jenny Elizabeth Penland.. but for some reason unknown to man. my mother occasionally calls me Jennifer, then again she also calls me Teddy. Ive got alias up the whoa.. in Wesley Chapel I am Jenpen ((JENny PENland.. come on..work with me people)), In Boca i am Barbie ((Barbie:Pocahantas::Jenny:Kim... try not to think too hard..)) or Tam-pa-hoe.. or just Tampa ((muy bien)) ... In Saddlebrook ive been dubbed JP, Jenny from the Brook and many synonyms for a smart-ass virgin.. Back when AJ Sikes loved me ((besides being his love muffin and sugar-doodle)) I was his Serbian Boa.. ((i believe?)) In parts of Guatamalla im known as Munkles, On lock street Jennifa Penloda or Jeniqua ((Depends on which side im on)), The taliban call me Kenny BinLadin.. ((i realize that it is spelt Bin Laden.. keep ur asses out of this.. YOU CANT HANDLE ThE TRUTH)) and in many third world countries they call me Jeby Okebaden. Additionally I earn my bread as a pimp. bia bia.