Everyone has a Waffle House story. You want a side order of cancer with that undercooked chicken sandwich? You go to Waffle House. Anyone who's ever dined in this fine establishment knows what a life-changing experience it is... what started as a pit stop diner for hicks and truckers has become an integral part of the high school and college experience. It is a cult. You want to join it. "Eating with chain smokers is so cool!"