---* The Ninja Triad *--- Do you want to be super cool? Do you like bladed weapons? Do you have what it takes? Good. Then go take a martial arts class. Wimp. This is only for hardcore warriors who know their way around death and destruction. And bad jokes. And chocolate. Gotta love the sweet stuff. Oh yeah, we're dedicated to the advancment of special operations and the ninjitsu art, blah blah blah...