I'm Kiwi. The name alone entices you.

Im memory of Steve Erwin (1962-2006): That Animal Channel is crazy. Then that little fuckin' Australian dude comes out. He's always yelling at the camera, "Hello... come on follow me, let's go. Come on, let's go on an adventure!" I'm in my living room putting my pants on "I'm coming! Where are my keys? I gotta pick this guy up. WHAT LAGOON ARE YOU IN?" That dude's nuts. I seen an episode the other day, he comes to a lake there's like 14 crocodiles snapping, rolling around. He looks at the camera he goes, "I'm gonna dive in, just to see what happens." He's walking through the woods like, "Look a beehive. I'm gonna shove my head in, take a look around. Gorgeous, gorgeous! Come on, follow me as I bitch-slap this baboon. Gorgeous! I'm gonna shove my balls in this horses mouth and hit him with a lead pipe. Join me tomorrow when I rape a cow just for spite! Crikey!" - Dane Cook

Enjoys long walks on the beach and occassionally caught reading Cosmopolitan for her guilty pleasures.