are you a brown filipino who eats "chocolate meat"? do you use tabo in the restroom? do you make fun of your fellow filipino's FOBish accents? do you listen to Rex Navarrette constantly? do you recognize the name "Jocelyn Enriquez"? does your family always insist that your guests should try their homecookin? are you GAGO? did your parents spank you with tsinilas? if you know you are some crazy ass filipino who is completely BASTOS, join right here!!! BASTOS FO LIFE