Are YOU a swimming dork? For those of you who are wondering what in the world a swimming dork is...please use your imagination because i believe that everyone has their own definition [the meaning is subjective]. Personally, i think that a swimming dork is someone who keeps on swimming day after day...month after month...year after year, even though they can't stand retarded sport and wish that they had picked some other sport to play. Just kidding! Sort of...