I am: Neal, Brother of James, Not a member of the infamous J-Crew, Cousin of the Doolinmoblie, Uncle to this Computer, and I was raised by a cup of coffee. I am a lost lonley soul searching for a place in the world where I fit in... which is right here. My hobbies include, but are not limited to: Gaming, Runescape, reading, music, making fun of you behind your back if I don't like you, impersonating people, and so on and so forth. I can bend a spoon to fit around your wrist perfectly without falling off in less than 8 minutes. Some might say my life is easy, but never to my face. Why? Because I'll come back swinging. A 2000 pound wrecking ball. I am know the ways of l337 5p34|<, 50 1 0\/\//\/ ;00. I take no vitimans, pretend I'm hillarous, and always, always, have something to say. Got a problem? To bad. Its my life, not yours.

Trent: Graduate of SMNW 2004. Currently serving as a missionary for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in the Utah Salt Lake City South Mission. Questions? Just ask.