I'm an obsessive-compulsive neat freak. Stubborn should be my middle name. My areas of expertise are watching TV, bitching, and spending money I don't have. I'm extremely shy, so please don't be offended if I don't jump at the chance to hang out with you in person. Change, good and bad, freaks me out. It takes me awhile to warm up to new people and situations. I have motor mouth tendencies. Clowns, ventriloquist dummies, The Burger King, scorpions, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, and Rush Limbaugh freak the holy living hell out of me. I have the attention span of a flea on crack.To ward off creepy guys and street beggars, I pretend that I can't speak English. If sleeping was an Olympic sport, I would be a gold medalist. I'm addicted to Cadbury's sugar coated mini chocolate eggs...they're my version of crack/cocaine. Pharmaceutical pens have the tendency to "disappear" whenever I'm around.

hey...this is dani. please leave a message, and i'll call you back unless you suck.

Hey. Come and read about my ah so fun life!

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