I like movies. I would watch one here or there. I would watch one anywhere. I would watch one in a house. I would watch one with a mouse. I would watch one in a box. I would watch one with a fox. ...I think you get the point. :) Note: Because I am getting messages from dating sites: MARRIED NOT LOOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not You.

Listen up. I am Tom Kazansky and I'm undefeated. I am awesome. You read this Xanga and you will cream your pants. This is more than your generic xanga. I won't talk about eating a sandwich, or a really good nap I took today. No. You will read about things that will change your life, and undoubtedly make you feel good about yourself. Why? Because the greatness of this xanga will rub off on you and you will have a small sample of what it is to be incredible. What? Egotistical? Ego-maniacal? Infatuated with myself? Hells yeah. It's the way to be. Try it sometime, people will like you more. I hate old people.

Everyone that even kind of knows me says that I am one of the most complex people they know. I'm really not sure if that's some kind of compliment, or what, so I just go with it. Mostly I just like making people laugh. My own hobbies are all very solitary, sedentary activities like reading, knitting, scrapbooking, (all of which, I now realize, make me sound like I'm 80), but I also enjoy doing stupid things as a result of peer pressure (there was an incident that resulted in a rather nasty scar and a smashed grocery cart, but that's all I'm saying), and I love to be outdoors. I also have very obscure tastes in music, books and movies... Maybe I'm just weird. Let's go with that. I have mild to moderate road rage, and a general dislike, mistrust and overall fear of the elderly.

Sometimes.....Words aren't enough...I think I should just change this a little..BUT! MUHUM..Stays in here..