this for all the men out there who demand proper treatment by women. for every diamond that is bought, the woman shall buy us a huge flat panel HDTV. for every woman's department store we're dragged in, there shall be man couches and espn magazine and a tv. for every yes means no answer gives us a free pass to do whatever we want on the weekends and not get bothered. and of course, if your toilet seat is down, we get the remote control forever.