"Life for you, has been less than kind So take a number, stand in line We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt But how we survive, is what makes us who we are." i live a complicated life that most of you won't understand. sometimes all i need is someone to listen.

The top five things you should know about me. 5. I trick people into thinking I'm nice, but then once they're my friends I let them know that I'm really kind of a jerk. Seriously...people don't seem to understand that I'm not joking when I say this. 4. Stephen King novels and Queen's music are my guilty pleasures. 3. I like to dance even though I'm bad at it. 2. I like speaking in chinese only when chinese people aren't around to mock my crappy zhong wen skills. 1. I kinda crack myself up.

I am a random gal who loves to laugh. I am a mommy to three boys, a musician, a motorcycle riding, tattooed and pierced former church secretary turned coffee girl. I do my best to rock the bass guitar. I used to think I was nightly abducted by aliens. I have a black belt in tae bo, have competed in olympic level shopping cart racing, and I want to be a pirate when I grow up. I'm working towards a degree in social work. My life aspirations include following my Father wholeheartedly, beating my collection of video games, mastering most instruments, writing a book, starting a greeting card company for awkward situations/occasions, professional woodworking, beekeeping, being like 'Jem' fromt he 80's cartoon, and of course helping to make the world a better place. The scary thing is most of the above is true.

wp//jonathan//driving//mudding//fishing/./ hunting. being wild and crazy// marlboro reds & 151// roofing// i work full time & i am graduated:)