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Name: Jamie Charles
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Los Angeles
Birthday: 9/22/1983
Gender: Male

Interests: Teaching children and adults about the benefits of DDR, as well as free instruction for those who ask me; bettering my use of English in regards to linguistics (it's the only language I speak fluently); repairing older computers and witnessing the shock and satisfaction of their owners when the work is done; maintaining one part of my website--the one with links to the newest versions of PC software; the fantasy work of Robin Hobb; transcribing music (listening to music and writing out its notes on paper and analyzing their structure); studying and enjoying the music of geniuses- this particularly is a driving force in my life.. the music I listen to, I take very seriously (talk to me for more information on that); helping the misguided discover where their identities lie inside of them and how to tap such resources; and above all, spending time reinventing the laws of the world with Heather and Andrew.
Expertise: Dance Dance Revolution mechanics and philosophies; computer operations (I've proven my ability to take a PC of any age and make it superior to today's marketed PC's in terms of delay in response, overall speed, security, up-to-dateness, reliability, and convenience of use--without overclocking the processor); music theory; et cetera.
Occupation: Education/training
Industry: Personal development, humaniti

Message: message meEmail: email me
Website: visit my website

Member Since: 4/11/2004

Welcome Message

I'm a 21-year-old veteran of my city: I corrected the flaw in open-heart surgery procedure and was the first citizen to realize the practical value of mercury in thermometers. I singlehandedly restored security to a cruise ship captured by 14 trained and armed terrorists, in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. I have cooked a five-star, six-course gourmet meal for a covert meeting between the King of England and the President of the United States, and both told me personally that they were in tears from the perfection of each sensual flavor. On site, before the first concert of his world tour, Elton John suffered a massive stroke and could not play for three weeks. His roadies found me in the audience and I was brought back to Elton's private mobile home, where he asked me to take his place on stage in disguise. I performed the first half of his world tour. I've won three Olympic gold medals and have been knighted twice in my lifetime.

But I have never once tried to play DDR.

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	Ok, your little gut-ripping cartoon is hilarious! Muhuwahaha, I love it too much! Ok bye.
	Posted 7/8/2005 2:54 AM by Kelentari

	Wig out, man.
	Posted 9/29/2004 2:13 PM by CozmicCatalyst

Hey there, just wanted to say pretty nice Xanga you got here, keep it up!

I'll be watching you ;)

JesSiCka x

Posted 8/20/2004 2:38 PM by Jessllo

	It was imperative. We just had to. Besides, it will be better for all of us in the long run.
	Posted 8/6/2004 3:52 PM by CalamityJames

	well heres the guestbook sig. i cant believe you you guys watched berserk without me. sick = \|
	Posted 8/6/2004 2:42 PM by FloatinonCloud9

I am the head of the United States Liberation Front. We were made to be a protest organization against bush AND his campaign. right now we are in the process of protesting the patriot act if you dont know what it is here:

" The patriot act is enforced to ensure national security and further strengthen the bond of trust between the american people " yea. i see that happening. here is some of the things the patriot act enforces:

Expansion of national crime task force initiative, wich makes it easier to tap into peoples lives

Presidential authority, which incase you havent noticed is a very bad thing, but increases his power

Authority to intercept, wire, oral, and electronic communications linked to SUSPECTED terrorism, in which, if they think out of just speculation, that your A terrorist, it gives them any and all rights to invade every inch of privacy you have

Immunity for compliance with FISA wire tap, which means if they tap into your life, and your not a terroris they can get away with no questions asked

Counterterrorism fund, which means your hard earned dollars are going to pay for this stupid uneeded law

Sense of congress condemning discrimination against arab and muslim americans, so there is no racial profiling and a arab can walk right on a plane and they stop the little old lady behind him

thanks for your time leave any comment(good or bad i need your opinion) well keep coming back for more

Posted 5/20/2004 2:30 PM by USLF

	Jamie Caleme! Well well, so we meet again! I know what you've been up to! I know what you've been doing! Be afraid, be very afraid. . .of the flying monkeys that is. Don't forget to sign all of your forms. Have a good day!
	Posted 5/3/2004 12:44 PM by NOBODYNEW2YOU

Heeeeeeeeeeeeey! Heeeey!

Hahaha, stop looking at me!

Posted 5/2/2004 12:27 AM by Neeshee

Hey, someone posted a comment in my latest journal entry thinking that it was bashing you. I don't know if you even read my blog anymore or care, but I just want you to know that it definitely was NOT; it was based on an online friend of mine, Greggy, who was trying to give me lousy relationship advice when he didn't know me or my bf and I didn't even want advice in the first place. So yeah, if you happened to read it and take offense, I'm sorry if I made you feel insulted, it really wasn't based on you at all. :(

Posted 4/30/2004 8:29 AM by TheCrystalMaiden

	Hiee. miee nAm is witnee. I waunt yoo too visit mee. pleez com and visit mee soon. I mis yoo. and yoo hav to meet miee bo-ee frend. com soon.
	Posted 4/16/2004 1:24 AM by The_Whitted_Faerie

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