Oh!...Lovely stray cats...But pls divid the food into 2 pile for them la.Animals fight for food ga!!

Eeerrr...sorry...職業病...

hey, it's time to learn Eng! lol...

"老爸的英文情書 - 摘自台灣日報
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！
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Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐

From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自從看到你的第一眼，我便愛上你

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了；你的眼睛打開，我又活過來
妳的眼睛貶啊貶 ( 淳按 : 是眨啊眨吧? )，我就死去活來

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細看著我，你就會一見鍾情

I think I should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己

I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉，今年25 ( 今天是today，那麼今年就是toyear；至於偉就翻成great吧 )

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班

I do early fuck every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生
( 實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光，嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起
至於「廟」字，也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟 )

Like Your people
喜歡妳的人

..........原來"做早操"的英文是"make early fuck