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Name: Chris
Country: United States
State: Texas
Metro: Austin
Birthday: 6/24/1984
Gender: Male


Interests: UMM FEELIN SORRY 4 MYSELF BECAUSE NO1 CARES ABOUT ME. UMM HATING MY LIFE. UMM BOYS BOYS BOYS. AAAANNND XANGA LOL!!!
Occupation: Medical
Industry: Research


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AIM: Poor Aggs


Member Since: 1/23/2005

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Thursday, April 28, 2005

omg yallz SORRY I HAVEN'T UPDATED.  I'm like waaaaaaaaayyyy to addicted to facebooklolz to update right now!!!!


Saturday, April 23, 2005

Name: Chris, or if you're retarded, CHRIAWUS
Single or taken: What if you're neither?  single.
Sex: male
Birthday: 6/24/1984, The year of badass births.
Sign: middle finger
Siblings: Kennedy
Hair color: blackish white
Eye color: Blue, white, and black (3 eyes)
Height: 7'1"


RELATIONSHIPS

You have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: what the hells a boyfriend/girlfriend?                                    

How many exes do you have?: three SERIOUS ones

What is your longest relationship?: the one between me and oatmeal.

What was your shortest relationship?: the one with me and weed.


FASHION STUFF

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes: Baby Gap

Any tattoos or piercings: ummm yaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Favorite brand?: Marlboro Lights.  Wait, I guess that's just Marlboro huh.

What is your sexiest outfit?: My see thru shirt.

What is your most comfortable outfit?: g-string (lol), stiletto's (lol), and a sports bralol.

What do you usually wear?: MAKEUPOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SPECIFICS

Do you do drugs?: No

What are you most scared of?: having to go to prison and get "pumped."

What are you listening to right now?: umm sorTa tHe tv iN the othEr RoOm LOL!!!

Who is the last person that called you?: CLAY.D.D.

Where do you want to get married?: What is this one of those torture quizzes ("If life really had to suck, where would you WANT it to suck?")

What would you change about yourself?: don't be ridiculous.


FAVORITES

Colors: Jew

Foods: Anything a "Stay-in-bed-mom" can make, they have all day everyday to sit there and practice EVERYTHING.

Girls names: Hunter, Killer, and Seargent (I'm gonna have triplets)

Boys names: Killer, Seargent, and Hunter.

Subjects in school: I thought this was the "favorites" section.

Animals: PUPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYZZZ


HAVE YOU EVER

Given anyone a bath?: not a person.

Smoked?: "HAAAAHAAAAA.....IT'S TRUE HANK!!!" -Dale

Made yourself throw up?: yeah but I ate mule shit.

Skinny dipped?: yeah and had a big ol bionier. 

Ever been in love?: Turns out--no

Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: all the goddam time.

Cried when someone died?: oh you know, after I finished LAUGHING MY ASS OFF

Lied: Matt

Fallen for your best friend?: Ryan? yeah.

Used someone?: every day.

Done something you regret?: No.


CURRENT

Clothes: Boxers baby...........and....................boxers

Annoyance: some survey maker is running out of questions.

Smell: ASS

DVD in player: Best of Jill Kelly


LAST PERSON

You touched: mmmm Jen

Hugged: Mimi                                                       

You IMed: no one.

You yelled at: my dad.

You kissed: MY ASS.


ARE YOU

Understanding: no.

open minded: no.                                   

Arrogant: yes, and shovenistic.

Insecure: no.

Random: maybe lolz.

Smart: I HopE sO! LOLZ!

Moody: yes, in that manish way.

Hard working: I'm the effin employee of the year. 

Healthy: fat fat fatty fat.

Shy: no.

Difficult: I'm a boy.

Attractive: "You betcha!" - George W.

Angry: only when I think about ags, fags.

Sad: no.

Happy: every other time.

Hyper: active.

 

WHO DO YOU WANNA

Kill?: I can't blow my plans.

Slap?: Those two.

Get really wasted with?: the prez.


RANDOM

In the morning I: am asleep

All you need is: crack.

Love is: GAY

I dream about: stuff that relates to my life in some form or another.


WHO

Makes you smile: my penis

Gives you a funny feeling when you see him or her?: my blow up doll.


DO YOU EVER

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to
IM you?: my AIM doesn't work.

Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: OMG OMG OMG ITS SO HARD 2 B A GURL SomeX's!!!

Wish you were younger: Sometimes I wish I could go back to elementary school and kick everyone's ass.

Cried because someone said something to you?: cried because someone SAID something to me?  Jesus Christ....does anyone actually say YES to that??


NUMBER

Of times I have had my heart broken: someone lets me down every single day.

Of hearts I have broken: All of them.

Of scars on my body: got a chin scar from a bike accident (36 stitches), got a couple scars from falling off bikes other times, one on my arm from crawling under a chain-length fence.


YOUR THOUGHTS

I know: everything

I want: to cut off osama bin FUCKER             's head.  fuckin' fuck with Steven Shulz who's gonna whip some ass after he's rehabilitated.

I have: everything.

I wish: more people could know me.

 

 


Thursday, April 21, 2005

 

<-omg, me     <--omg smokings GAROSS!!!  aww here we go   MAKEUP!!  <-omg you can see MY GuRLSTICKLES!!! omg that's embarrassing

HAPPY 4/20 YALLZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! (even tho its already like 4/11) !!!!!!!!!!!!

herez a lil sOmtin' 4YA!!

Let's go get stoned
Let's go get stoned
When your baby won't let you in
Got a few pennies, a bottle of gin (or a bag of weed in our case lolz)
Just call your buddy on the telephone
Let's go get stoned

Let's go get stoned
Let's go get stoned
When you work so hard all the day long
And everything you do seems to go wrong
Just drop by my place on your way home

RAY CHARLES IS TOTALLY MY NI**A!!! OOps LOL!!!

RESOURCES FOR RAY CHARLES, THE DEFINITIVE RAY CHARLES 


Monday, April 18, 2005

 


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

OMG OMG !!!

I TOTALLY HAD 1 OF THESE TODAY AND IT CAME OUT MY MOUTH !!!!!!!    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

N-e-wayz, I DO luv u gurlz.

LeTs sEeEeEeEeEeE.   UmMmMmMm, tOdAy EyE wEnT tO tHe MaLl & sHoP.  iT wAs FuN. eYe TrIeD oN lIkE 214234534564567435234213 dReSsEs 4 kNoW rEaSoN bEcAuSe No1 WaNtS tO aSk Me To ThE 8hT gRaDe PrOm LOLO!!!

Im gItTiN dEpPrEsSeD aLl Of A sUdDeN cAuSe No 1 CaReS aBoUt Me sO iM gOiNg To LoCk MySeLf In My RoOm.

l8ter!   KISSES!!!

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