... how my Mum and Dad watches TV together. Very often, they will have absolutely different reactions which i find extremely cute. While watching an action movie, my Dad would whoop in delight at the exciting part, while my Mum will be whopping in fear. (As in for real, she's go "whhooo~~~p!!!"). When watching a comedy, my Dad will guffaw and laugh his lungs out while my Mum simply smile her mysterious smile(even when it's super funny). When watching a horror show, my Mum will cover her eyes immediatly, even when the scene is showing a perfectly sunny day outdoor, and my Dad will look at her weirdly and ask her does she need to be so exaggerated. My Mum will then show a pissed-off face, and Dad will fall silent and change the channel. When watching anything debatory(which generally means any show at all, as long as they can find a topic to talk about), my Mum and Dad will insist on giving their views, while my Mum try and convince my Dad hers is right. Most of the time, Dad will end up nodding in silent agreement and my Mum would stop knowing that she's won. Dad would then whisper in an undertone to us, that agreeing with Mum is the only way to shut her up. However, when it comes to cooking show, my Dad's reasoning ALWAYS win, and Mum will walk to the kitchen pretending to get something to eat or drink.

I think they're really funny and sweet that way. Despite Dad's insistent that he finds my Mum super annoying and irritating and unreasonable and getting fat, and Mum's insistent that Dad is tactless and irresponsible and weird and getting skinny, i know that deep down they love each other. I think.

Of course, my version of how i view are alot more romanticized. But wouldnt it be wonderful for anyone, to find someone whom, despite all their flaws, accepts each other unconditionally? =))

I'm really a romantic at heart lah. Talking about all these is making me grin non-stop.

This is just very random, cause i was watching TV with them, and ended up observing them, which is what i normally do. Hardly see my Dad in a year lah, so must see more of him. And it's funny because, only when my Dad's around do i actually go observe my Mum.

Just a very very random thought. I was out with Rena ytd, and realise that i've been single for almost 9 mths!!! It really shocked me, cause i still feel like i just broke up recently. Like less than 2 or 3 mths. I can't get over the fact that it's been 9 months since we go our seperate ways.

Anyway, Shir sent me this a few months back. I keep wanting to blog about it but forgot.

The following statements are from a book called Disorder in the American
Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word,
taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of
staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

 ATTORNEY:   Are you sexually active?
 WITNESS:     No, I just lie there.
 ___________________________________________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
>   WITNESS:    Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
>   WITNESS:     Yes.
>   ATTORNEY:   And in what ways does it affect your memory?
>   WITNESS:     I forget.
>   ATTORNEY:   You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
>   _____________________________________
>
>     ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that
>                            morning?
>     WITNESS:    He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
>     ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you?
>     WITNESS:    My name is Susan!
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
>   WITNESS:     We both do.
>   ATTORNEY:   Voodoo?
>   WITNESS:     We do.
>   ATTORNEY:   You do?
>   WITNESS:     Yes, voodoo.
>   ______________________________________

>   ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
>   he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
>   WITNESS:    Did you actually pass the bar exam?
>   ____________________________________

>   ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
>   WITNESS:    Uh, he's twenty.
>   ________________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken?
>   WITNESS:    Are you shitt'in me?
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   So the date of conception (of the baby was August 8th?
>   WITNESS:     Yes.
>   ATTORNEY:   And what were you doing at that time?
>   WITNESS:     Uh.... I was gett'in laid!
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right?
>   WITNESS:      Yes.
>   ATTORNEY:    How many were boys?
>   WITNESS:      None.
>   ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls?
>   WITNESS:      Are you shitt'in me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   How was your first marriage terminated?
>   WITNESS:     By death.
>   ATTORNEY:   And by whose death was it terminated?
>   WITNESS:     Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   Can you describe the individual?
>   WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard.
>   ATTORNEY:   Was this a male or a female?
>   WITNESS:     Guess.
>   _____________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition
>   notice which I sent to your attorney?
>   WITNESS:     No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
>   WITNESS:      All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
>   WITNESS:     Oral.
>   ______________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
>   WITNESS:    The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
>   ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
>   WITNESS:    No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!
>   ____________________________________________
>
>   ATTORNEY:   Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
>   WITNESS:     Huh....are you qualified to ask that question?
>   ______________________________________
>
>   And the best for last:
>
>   ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
>   WITNESS:     No.
>   ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure?
>   WITNESS:     No.
>   ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing?
>   WITNESS:     No.
>   ATTORNEY:   So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
>   WITNESS:     No.
>   ATTORNEY:   How can you be so sure, Doctor?
>   WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
>   ATTORNEY:   I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
>   WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

I swear, i almost died laughing.

- Dance Orientation is a blast!!! =D Royston's Heidi Klum's impression and Kai Wen's Tyra Banks impression is bloody unforgettable ah. I still laugh when i think about it. Funny and dope shyt really. LOL!!!!

- Vibes audition tomorrow. Really hope i can get into girls hip hop or reggae. *prays hard*

I jus wanna dance.

=))

why lawyers normally wear glasses by the time they graduate from law school, and go blind by 50.

No i'm jus bull-shitting only.

BUT, in any case, because i am extremely overwhelmed by this sentence during lect, that i feel obliged to blog about it a few days after that.

"Save as herein before expressly admitted, the 1st and 3rd Defendant deny each and every allegations of facts in the Statement of Claim as though the same were set forth seriatim and expressly denied."

It's for the extremely kiasu and make-sure-everything-is-denied lawyers, accordingly to my lecturer.

It not like i've never been overwhelmed by the number of commas that go into a sentence from law text or cases or statutes or whatsoever before, or overwhelmed by how many pages of English words we need to read from a seemingly simple case, but really, COULDN'T THEY SIMPLIFY THINGS ALOT MORE??!!?

Hahaha, that's it really, i jus wanna get the sentence out of my head because it's annoying me so much.

Sounds like my blog title.

Looks like a few more brain cells will be killed, because i hate to think but once i do it can't stop. I hate to see too, but once i see its like everything becomes clear.

I think my world is a very sheltered and simple one which i don't really wanna change.

I think only myself and I understand what i just typed above.

Randoms

: I have like another 9999 photos i wanna upload but i'm fricking lazy.

: I feel like having ice cream!!!!

: I wanna dance!!! But my right kneecap is giving me problems.

: I've been alternating between shitting and vomitting and sleeping and eating for yesterday and today. Feel like crap.

: Congrats to Rahim, Darren, Kai Wen and Junji for getting into KO night top 8.

: Bestie is sick. Take care pls you TINY immune system.

: My stomach is hurting again.

: I really need to go do my CPA tut instead of blogging.

: Cry on my Shoulder, by Overflow, is a really nice and emo song.

: I like watching Disney cartoons.

: I can't believe the amount of classics prequel they'd made.

: There shouldn't be a The Little Mermaid 2 or Cinderella 3, because classics cannot be outdone! But yea. Whatever ROCKS THEIR BOAT. Hahha i swear that phrase is getting to me.

: I like blogging in Randoms, because things comes out as fast as my brains are thinking them. And these randoms are actually linked to each other, from 1 topic to another.

: Co. Law Quizzes are fucking hard. According to Cherie, who is secretly stalking my blog(=P), pple are on average getting 5-7 marks out of 21. I should be happy i'm on the higher end of the average, no?

: Which reminds me, that i owe Shirlynn and Cherie a drink because they are like my FAIRY GODMOTHERs. Everything i dunno and dun have, they "pop!" produce in front of me. =D

: And speaking of Fairy Godmother, a phrase commonly used by Mel, i'm reminded to give a shoutout of "I LOVE YOU TOOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!!!" to Melly Chan who sign up for an account just to post on my Chatboard(I assume), which only xanga users can use to comment. Thanks love!!!! =D

: Which again reminds me to tell people that keep asking me to get a tagboard that I can't get a tagboard because xanga theme doesn't allow it!! But if you really wanna comment, there's that "Add comments" at the end of every entry which allows people to tag like a tagboard without signing up. In any case, i'm easier to find through sms actually.

: Alright, i need to end this entry because IT'S 12.40AM AND I NEED TO START DOING MY CPA TUT AND TUT STARTS AT 9 TMR AND I DUNNO SHIT CAUSE I DIDN'T GO FOR LECT BUT GOT THE BLANKS FROM CHERIE AND NOW I NEED TO STUDY BEFORE DOING MY CPA TUT OR ELSE I DUNNO SHIT THATS GOING ON. *breathes*

bye~

I have a crush on you. No longer find the need to make the fonts smaller nor strike it since people will notice anyway and you don't read my blog i think. It's so much easier to admit that on a blog then actually finding the courage to go tell you. But because i'm still recovering from the last failed r'ship, i kinda believe it's just a need for a life bouy at the moment. In any case, singlehood is suiting me well, for now at least, and i believe the crush will fade into nothing more then liking for a friend.

And i'm really glad to have thought and blog that out.

=)

Don't take too long to say

I love you to the ones you love

Cause time has a habit of slipping away

And out on the clear blue sky

When lightning strikes on a sunny day

Just take me in and keep me from the rain

And the words that seem so hard to say

Come out when you've gone away

Just stay a little while and hear me say

That I want you here tonight

And I need you by my side

For just one more moment

For just one more moment with you

Turn away to say goodbye

With each and every word that passes by

Like a distant memory

And time keeps slipping away

And time will turn to grey

And time will be the one who holds you down

And the words that seem so hard to say

Come out when you've gone away

Just stay a little while and hear me say

That I want you here tonight

And I need you by my side

For just one more moment

For just one more moment

That I want you here tonight

And I need you by my side

For just one more moment

For just one more moment with you

Sometimes time will treat you bad

Before you even know what's wrong

And in the end it hits you hard

Please tell me you'll be strong

Sometimes time will treat you bad

Before you even know what's wrong

And in the end it hits you hard

Please tell me you'll be strong

I just felt that the lyrics are super sweet. As in the simple, no fuss no fancy language just pure emotions kinda sweet. =D

Which reminds me of this photo i posted a few blog entries back on kisses. Searched deviantart when i was bored one fine day ages ago and found all those kissy kissy photos. TEEHEE~

 This shot was taken by a photographer friend who decided to capture this moment while his friend wasn't looking. A moment captured forever on camera. =)

School's starting tomorrow!!! I can't exactly say i'm dreading it coz i like school actually. Just not the lessons. xP Went to Starbucks just now with Rena and Chuan En. Wilson came along later. Was great company la, these people. I like good conversationalists!!! Basically a extremely nua Sunday. Gen came over to my house to practice her piano and all today, so i was treated to a whole evening of soothing classical piano music. Keke. My Mum was super impressed lah, but after that she started nagging at me about why i should have started Piano earlier and all. -.- One of the reason why i escaped out of the house for dinner and coffee. WEE~

Back tracking, went for Reggae lesson on Sat!!! I was running a fever but i didnt regret going! Gonna head there again next Sat, despite being super broke. Hope Daddy will sponsor a bit. >.< Went for K.O night at Scape at night, but my headache was almost killing me at that time. But then again, didnt regret going. Ate and chilled with the dance people for awhile, then home sweet home!

Back tracking again, had performance on Thurs and Fri. Engine Orientation, Regatta & Jam and Hop. Felt exceptionally hype at being able to perform for Jam and Hop, because it was a chance our group fought for. Part of liking dance was because of the feeling of being in a team, not merely dancing with yourself, your body and your soul. It's the feeling of all the souls and energy coming together, a common that a team shares that lets them achieve something together. I LOVE!!! But i don't like unfriendly competitions among ourselves!!

Hahahaha to this point i'm beginning to think that honestly i need more rest. Cause before thurs and fri was Wed, and EVERYONE KNOWS WED IS LADIES NIGHT which means partayyyying with the girls! Went with Rena and Danial and his firemen friends who has a $300 specs which looks like it cost only 10 bucks. Almost flew off my hand when i hear the price. Anyway i tried it on and still don't see why it cost 300. xP Ditched them(no lah, i was being the lightbulb there lo) and went to find Sheila and Fel, then got to know their friend May. Saw my cousin, who intro-ed us to her friends, then friends' friend. I swear, the whole night's like a friendster thing going on cause we kept seeing friends who know friends and got intro-ed to millions of pple whom i don't remember the names. Gosh.

Mon and Tues was training, which officially meant that i didn't rest for the whole goddamn week.

But that's okay, because school's starting tomorrow. And i've had enough fun to get me settled on studying. Having enough rest is another thing though...

Oh man. >.<

On a completely random note, my menses just came and i'm feeling like a complete bitch. Surely this isn't the way to start a school day huh? Plus, it's 1.40am in the morning and i can't sleep!!!! Adjusting my body back to normal sleeping time isn't gonna be easy i'm telling you.

Paprika is a good movie.

I'm feeling randomness coming.

Better go sleep soon.

YEAR 3 HERE I COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~~

wo lao le. =(