| Three men die together in a bus accident and all of them go to hell. When they arrive they are greeted by Satan, who asks them, "What was your biggest sin?"
The first guy says, "I was an alcoholic, I would get plastered everyday and couldn't keep a job if my life depended on it." Satan leads the guy to a room with an enchanted bar that had every kind of alcohol known to man and locks the alcoholic in the room.
The second guy says, "I was a womanizer, I cheated on my wife and had sex with countless women." Satan leads him to a room filled with naked women and locks him in.
The third guy says, "I was a pot head. I would wake and bake, then continue smoking weed throughout the day till I went to sleep." Satan leads him to a room filled to the ceiling with high quality Afghani bud, locks him in and says to all three men, "I'll be back in 1000 years."
1000 years later, Satan opens up the alcoholic's door. The man comes out screaming, "I NEVER WANT TO SEE ALCOHOL AGAIN!!"
Then, Satan opens up the second man's door. The man runs out shouting, "I'M GAY! I'M GAY!!"
Finally, Satan opens up the stoner's door and sees the stoner sitting in the exact same position as 1000 years ago with none of the bud gone. The stoner looks up to Satan with tear-filled eyes and asks, "Got a light?" |
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for.... Jin - Tsunami Response
in response to that song making fun of the asians...
if ya didnt know/hear about it, read it here: http://www.xanga.com/skin.asp?user=lifes_complexities |
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| beach all day and gettin darker without sunburn makes me happy:) |
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<3 u all =) Hope you have a great Turkey Day! |
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