I've been waiting for the most opportune time to bring my blog back from the dead. And today seems to be it.

What else could be a better excuse for goofing off at work? My work computer just became unbootable with a ton of data on the hard disk. Our IT team has taken her away from me, perhaps forever.  

If you stumble across this page irrationally hoping that there'd be a new post, here's your reward:

Back up your work, NOW.