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Name: Randall
Country: United States
State: Ohio
Birthday: 11/16/1980
Gender: Male


Interests: I enjoy playing keyboard. I love music, and since I sing like william hung, I have to have a way to express myself musically. I have read tarot cards off and on since the age of 12. I have even worked for those terrible 1-900#'s. I really enjoy drinking long Islands. I like going to clubs with fun people (Tony/Kellie) and chillin with them. Cedar Point is definately a favorite of mine. Too bad we have a winter, cause it'd be nice to go there all year long.
Expertise: I am currently working for Poly-Foam International. My actual title is Inside Sales Rep but I am working in our Installation Services Department as a Customer Service Representative
Occupation: Sales
Industry: Manufacturing


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MSN: rkernii@hotmail.com
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Member Since: 8/11/2004

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Sunday, June 17, 2007

Why is it when the lights go out everyone acts a fool?


Saturday, June 16, 2007

Update

So let me see where we are...

I am still working at the hotel.   This is my ONLY job currently and I am working between second and third shifts. It kinda sucks as far as sleeping goes, but I usually get a couple days off in a row.  Speaking of the hotel.  I received a call from the hotel a couple weeks ago asking me if I remember checking a guest in.  I replied no and my boss told me I was probably going to have to come in (it was payday anyway so my intentions were to go get my check).   I said "what is this all about" to which my boss replied "We found this guest deceased this morning".  My heart sank.  "She took her life" my boss said.  I called my friend that works at the hotel (who was getting ready to go in for her shift) and said that I needed to go in w/ her and explained what happened.  When we walked in you could feel the sadness in the room.  I had to file a police report and then I was on my way.

My mother called me Monday saying my Grandma had a heart attack.  Now, my grandparents on my mothers side and I have never really bonded.  From the time I was a child they have really never been interested in my life. Is it wrong of me to refuse to play the part of the good grandson and act like this is an extreme tragedy?  I have gotten by just fine with the love of my other family members and never once actually missed that connection.  It has been between 3 and 5 years since I actually have seenn them.  I told my mother whatever she needed I'd be there for her, but I refuse to be the fake one in the group saying how upset this makes me.   Am I wrong?

I joined a new group.  ONE.org is a group that is trying to urge congress to grant money to help 3rd world countries end poverty and stop AIDS suffering.  Visit the site for more information www.one.org or join my yahoo group at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ONENWOhio/  I am very excited about this group.

I have been having sex off and on with a local self proclaimed "Thug"..  Recently I stopped thsi because it got to be too much hiding.  I found out he is my ex's cousin - Fun times.

I am trying to, in my spare time; teach myself Microsoft Access.  I find thsi program intriguing and unlike any of the other office products.  I am using textbooks and instructional books and it still confuses the hell out of me.  I will learn it though.

Anyway there's much more going on but I can't remember all the details right now, so until next time PEACE

 

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Sams Teach Yourself Microsoft Access 2002 in 21 Days
By Paul Cassel, Craig Eddy, Jon Price
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Monday, April 09, 2007

A Whole Lotta Nothin

So here I am at work, Laundry's all done and i'm waiting until 3am to do audit.  Steve came up and stayed this weekend.  He was here to visit his mom.  It was good to see him, even though we dont' really get a chance to hang out anymore.  I think I'm coming down with a cold.  Sore Throat, Stuffy nose, and extremely bad headaches.   Everyone else here has had it, I don't know why I thought I could dodge it. 

Last week I put in 40 hrs at the hotel.  God, I worked 3rd shift 3 days and 1st shift one day and 2nd shift 1 day.  It was not fun.  I worked last night too.  I had to come in at 7PM and work till 7AM.  Not fun, almost fell asleep.  I am so drowsy right now, my head is spinning and I can't make sense of anything. 

Hope everyone's doing well.  Tony will be home in a few weeks YAY...

My business cards come in tomorrow.  I hope they look better than the last batch.  Anywhoodle, it's been real.  ciao


Tuesday, April 03, 2007

I got PUNKED

I have always prided myself on being the top jokester on April Fools Day.  There have been so many pranks over the years, I can't even remember them all.  This year was no exception.  I worked second shift at the hotel (until 11PM) and when the girl (Julie) came in after me we got together and started our clever pranks.  Most of them were subtle enough that they wouldn't bother the guests.  They were as follows:

1) Rearrange all the furniture in the Lobby to confuse the associates (Done)

2) Put up an elevator sign, even though our hotel is only 2 stories and does not have an elevator (Done)

3) Put up various Christmas Decor including the Talking Snowman which greets guests at the front door (Done)

4) Toilet Paper the General Managers office (we could only TP the doorway as her office was locked, but DONE)

5) Put up Ransom note in employee area's for Lobby Easter Bunny (Done)

     I loved # 5 because it said "Let us have Danishes for Breakfast or the DAMN Bunny gets it".

Anyway these were very subtle and I stayed at the hotel until about 2AM helping get all this Done.  It was classic but I didn't get to see anyones expressions as I was fast asleep at home.  Anyway on April 1st my manager wasn't in the hotel.  She had the day off, so HouseKeeping and Front Desk kept her doorway TP'd until she came in. 

WTF I get a call on Monday from Julie that Marti did not find our pranks Humorous and she wrote us up for "Gross Misuse of Company Computer including Printer and Gross Misuse of Employee Time".  I thought she had a sense of Humor.  I was MAD!  I decided that if she couldn't take a joke I was going to quit.  I have other jobs I can do, and I don't need that from the lady who Stapled my check shut one week cause she said I use too many staples (seriously it was almost impossible to open the envelope).  Anyway I was going to write my resignation letter when I got a call from Julie who said the whole writeup thing was a Joke.  I was mad, no one ever gets me.  So this evening when I came into work Julie and I sat down and wrote our own little write up for her and slipped it under her door.  Little did I know when I got into work there was yet one more prank from my fun loving boss.   I went to my drawer to get something out of it and there as a lot more stuff in there than I usually keep.  I open it and there is Toilet Paper shoved in there (filling it completely) and a pair of Underware from the lost and found with a fresh pile of shit.  I was mortified, until I realized the shit was actually melted chocolate.  It was so funny I couldn't stop laughing all night long. 

So Julie and I came up with another plan, we are going to dress up like Easter Bunnies (if we can get the costumes) and come into the Hotel and not speak at all so no one knows who we are.  We're going to have a good time with that.  We decided that if we can get these tomorrow we are going to go all around town to different business (even the mayors and ask to get married).  We are going to F**K with everyone in town we can think of, but mostly the Hotel.

So if you see a bunny hopping around, don't shoot it... It might be me :D.

Have a wonderful day, and until next time

C-ya


Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Day of the Ex's

This is not the first time I have had a "day of the ex's", however I was online before I came to work (gay.com) and who was in the room but none other than my ex boyfriend David.  I had to break down and talk to him because I knew if I could get info on the guy i hooked up w/ it would be from him.  Well we talked for awhile about how he will never forgive me for dating Gary after they hooked up (that's right folks it was literally hours after they broke up that Gary and I hooked up - I'm a ho).   Anyway so after that was said and done and he forgave me for that, I asked him if he knew this guy.  Guess what, it's his cousin.   Well I got all the scoopage I needed during that conversation, and David always presumed he was Gay, but he never came out (I guess 3-5 years in prison will do that to you, force you out).  Anyway so he told me that this guy was there because of drug charges and he either killed someone or was an accessory.  Do I know how to pick men or what?  He also told me that it hurt him so bad that I did that to him because even though Gary and him were together, he always carried a certain amount of love for me.  Aww, I couldn't tell that by the way he fu**ed me when they were together (or tried) or how he walked in on me in the shower or how he gently rubbed his pen1s on me when he walked by or by how whenever we were online together he would stand above me with his di(k in my face.  Hmm, that was the love he carried for me (let's face it, if I have one talent it's in the bedroom :).  Anyway they are still together and I'm happy for them, my opinion is that they deserve each other.  He wants to get together sometime when they are in town.

So then I ran into Jim.  Jim is the guy who is quite a bit older than me and took me on my trip to Las Vegas.  He wants to get together and Chat sometime.  I have no problem with this as long as he doesn't expect nothin from me. 

Anyway it was interesting enough, I thought.  David was my first Love, and I didn't realize how blind love could be.  He had a lot of power over me, which he lost the last time we broke up.  He didn't understand that if he was only honest with me and treated me as an equal I would've done anything for him.  His loss not mine.   I hate looking back at past relationships.  Even after we dated there was always a mysterious hint of romance between the two of us, we both knew that it would never work, but I loved him and always will.  Which brings me to another topic.  I think I fall in love way too easily, I guess the sayings true though "better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all".  He and I are supposed to renew our friendship vows :)  We'll see if he ever calls. 

Till next time xanganites...

PEACE OUT!!!



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