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| TelevomitI was walking to my apartment today with a friend when a couple of friends behind me yelled hello. However, they didn't just say hello, they kind of garbled it. In return, I bellowed a deep angry sounding growl in their direction that was to indicate a hello in reply.
This digressed to the point where it sounded like we were projectile vomiting toward each other...
...and then we began to discuss the idea of communication via projectile vomit. It would be difficult yes...and quite unhealthy...but it would be interesting.
My mind is a numb void right now. I've been memorizing a poem in Spanish and those words are taking up the wroom of everything else...
La princesa esta triste...que tendra la princessa?
Los suspiros se escapan de su boca de fresa
Que ha perdido la risa? Que ha perdido el color?
La princesa esta palida en su silla de oro
esta mudo el teclado de su clave sonoro
y en un vaso olvidada se desmaya el flor.
From memory, suckahs. I have three stanzas of that size down...only about 10 more to go...(death).
I will aid my mind with mighty Pizza by Stout Pizza. For lo, great is the savor of it...great is it's majesty. | | |
| Braine MalefunctioneI...I know it's spelled wrong..that's the point.
I don't know what it is about my mind today, but it has been completely shut off. I've tried valiantly to do homework, but only succeeded a little. I'm not in trouble yet, which is nice. I've got about 5 or 6 hours ahead of me tomorrow to get done what I want to get done. It's not bad. That should almost get my 17 page midterm done, and then I can use monday and tuesday morning to review it.
Go team.
But my brain seems to be turned off. I couldn't spell, I could barely concentrate, and I've just wanted to space out. I hate it when I'm like that, because then I wasted unbelievable amounts of time. Blech.
The Shankhill butchers ride tonight...better shut your windows tight.
I start work at Forest Park Baptist Church tomorrow with their children's ministry. Pretty happy about that. I really enjoy working with kids...and I need a job. It all works out.
Only downside: I'm apparently the only guy that works there. Didn't really see that one coming...although I should have, considering my relationship with God*
*unending irony
I'm looking forward to fall break. It'll be a good time to relax. | | |
| Xanga Question...and Messenger Reborn
I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!
I try to avoid the featured question on xanga...because usually I think they're somewhat dull. However, I don't receive compliments with great regularity and so I tend to remember the ones that I do get.
...and I do appreciate them...
The compliments that I have received the most have to do with my teeth. When I was younger, I had a scissor-bite, which is when you close your mouth one of your front teeth go behind the bottom row of teeth and the other in the front.
...I was a prize...
But I got braces, and now my teeth are pretty. So, usually I get something like "you have nice teeth" or "you have a nice smile." I usually think "yeah! pretty teeeeeeeeeeeeth!"
However, my best compliment has nothing to do with that. It actually happened a week or two ago. And it's super simple.
I had a really good friend tell me that she used to have a crush on me, and a few of the reasons why. I respect her a lot and was entirely blindsided that she had ever liked me, and it pretty much made my night.
Moving on.
I've noticed a strange advent of the life of Messenger. The past couple of years I've barely ever logged on because there would not be anybody on...and then just the past few weeks it seems like a great many people have been using it. I'm not quite sure why, and they aren't even people that I talk to, but there's usually like 12 people on...as opposed to none.
I even had my ex-girlfriend add me on messenger, I didn't even know she ever used messenger, let alone used it. I'm not even entirely sure why she added me in the first place...but that's a different story entirely.
I think it's strange how things go in and out of fads. Do you guys know of anything else that has a similar fad quality and why it happens? | | |
| Death of a Salesman**college student**
**me
Right now I'm experiencing runny nose, burning throat, headache, fatigue, light headedness, slight fever, and sinus pressure. This can mean only one thing.
I am dying. It's too late to try to do anything about...the sickness has gone straight from my cerebral processes. I went to class today and I couldn't hardly write or think.
In a few hours I will lose consciousness, and within the day my basic systems will begin to fail. I'll be gone before tomorrow morning.
There are a few things that I want to say before I go. These are things I think the world should know. Since I will be dead before tomorrow I will not face any consequences.
1. My roommates make unwanted sexual advances toward me at all times. They say it's a joke, but I know the truth. I'm only a piece of meat to them.
2. People with tiny hands frighten and confuse me. I feel as though they are constantly pickpocketing me and I can't tell...for lo...their hands are but a tiny sort.
3. Luke said freshmen aren't actually people. He's also very anti-semitic. He lives in Stone 4.
4. Miwa and I were to be wed soon. Alas, that blissful day will never occur, so I'll take this opportunity to bar her from any future romantic engagement.
5. I have woman hands. Most people know but the whole world needs to hear it. They are long and elegant. It's weird.
The disease is spreading...i can no longer think of other important things to say...
Must...lay...down...
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| ElephantitisI feel like if you have that, you should also be granted superhuman power...like super-human strength...or inescapable memory... ...or the ability to eat peanuts in large quanities...or turn anything into ivory. Sometimes I feel like I have elephantitis...not because I turn things to ivory, but everything I touch turns to GOLD SUCKAHS!! Sometimes, you see an opening, and you've just got to take it. No, but sometimes I feel as though I have a problem forgetting things, letting go of bitter things in my past. Realizing that I can't do it without God's help is only a recent revelation...because the more I ignore God and do what I want, the more that those painful things from my past come to attack my mind. I need to spend more time looking forward than looking in the past...or at least more time looking at the present. Anyone know where I can work? Still looking for a job. | | |
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