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| WARNING: Top Model FinaleThe Skinny on America's First Next Top Fatty....errrr.....Plus-Size.....errrr......Full-Figured Beauty!
Believe it or not! Tyra would never be guilty of such a thing, would she?
Does this bikini make me look fat? No, Whitney, it does not.
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| l'artiste.et.moiSubject; BABE, Pig in the City
hello friend
we're not really friends, but back when you lived
in pilsen i stumbled into your hamburger loft and bought three of your
running doggies (you threw one in for free, bless yer heart) and they
are still in perpetual motion down my ridiculously long hallway. also:
i bought your giant pig. the one you used to shoot BBs at. if ever
there was a wall made for said piggie, it's my bright yellow kitchen
wall. you can't see how lovely it pairs with the yeller wall, but i
thought you might want to see your baby again. this is my friend hugo's
myspace pic. that's how much we love that porker. "that'll do, pig.
that'll do."
anyhoo...just sayin' hi. saw you had a show at four-sided. it
makes me happy when i see your stuff around. hope all's well. did you
ever show up at the clothes optional owl-a-ganza? i looked around,
wondering if i'd remember what you looked like. didn't stay long,
though. i had stuffed myself silly at all-you-can-shove-in-yer-gullet
fish n chips from across the street.
your mugging story done cracked my shit up. "different kinds of yogurt." ha!
watch out!
matthew "wally"
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Hey, thanks a lot for your nice message and for the photo. I
didn't go to the Clothes Optional show, in fact, I try not to leave the
house at all. I have been playing tennis lately, I've played 4 times
now. I bought my racquet at The Brown Elephant for $5. I'm pretty good
but sometimes I hit it and it goes just anywhere, like over the fence,
etc.
I like that fish place, I think I will go there soon. Did I
deliver that painting to an address on the far Northside? I kind of
remember that, though I might be thinking of something different. I
rememer there were a few steps down anda lot of finished woodwork. My
memory is so weird.
I'm going to put your letter on my website if that's ok.
Derek
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sho' nuff, erd, man.
i play tennis barefoot. turns out it's better for your feet not to wear shoes, according to a new study.
i live in uptown, and yeah, i think you did deliver the piggie, though maybe we strapped it atop our mini?
my memory, too, is weird.
fish place = duke of perth. all you can gobble on fridays and maybe wednesday.
stuff yerself silly then wobble into food coma at movie across the street.
flights of scotch if youre into that sorta thing.
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| This is what a vagina looks like (Rated G)
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| late.can.be.great (PG-13)Belated greetings from Mack Attack! Dude throws down a rhyme as mean as Mema!
I can't believe......
I forgot your Birthday, so here's the next best thing I could find
And it's not coincidence I picked something on your mind
This guys seems slow
His sock's in the wrong place
But he's got a nice bod
And a pretty cute face
He's pointing at you
Oh yeah, he knows what to do
Give 36 slaps on your little bum
I really hope your day was awesome
xo
Ryan
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| Dingle and the Crazy Little Girl Go to the Races!Email from Ryan. He's very, very tall. I wonder if he knows his last name translates to "crazy little girl"?
By the by, they have an adorable nickname for us: Duke + Wally = Dolly.
I wanted to come up with an equally clever one for my roomie and his beau. Thus: David + Kringle = Dingle!
Subject: Happy Birthday!
To: hipsterhomo@yahoo.com
Date: Monday, May 5, 2008, 9:57 AM
Sorry I missed the soiree. Spankin's another time?
Check out Kringle and Marts in KY. Kringle turned into a gambling monster.
http://flickr.com/photos/kyderbywinner/
I wrote back:
love your photos!
must peruse your flickr more often!
fun was had. looks like on your end too.
too bad you killed that horsey tho.
So...CrazyLittleGirl writes,
Link it your Blog. I love over-exposing myself.
I did not kill that horsey; Kringle did. We would try to talk to Kringle and he would be ignoring us because his head would be buried in the racing program. Most gays just bet on horse names; Kringle actually did research into their winnings on wet-track versus dry-track, etc.
David just cared about his outfit and exposure. I just cared about bourbon and Derby desserts. Next year you should come with.
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