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| The perfect analogy...
Rugby versus Football is like... sex without condom versus sex with
condom... why? lemme explain.... rugby is unprotected and there's more
feel :D
Copyright -Hj-
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| Hi its been a while since i've blogged.... been busy with school and
stuff *cough*cough* yah so i have this really interesting psychology
professor. i really loves his classes although i ditched it today..
monday blues... ok so its tuesday today but screw it i was tired D:
ok so in what way is he interesting u might ask, well he's just really
enthusiastic about what he's teaching and he's always bouncy, he likes
to bounce and stuff... and yah he gets so enthusiastic he swears a lot
in class.
so like the other day he was talking about synapses and neurons and how
drus affect us and what triggers all those happy and high feeling we
get. so basically most of the drugs are ok cept the really hardcore
ones but ecstacy is a big no no cuz it, in his words "Fucks you up and
has lots of long term effects." and also he uses a lot of heck hell
damn shit piss and stuffs... so the question comes, is he allowed to do
that in class? to actually swear in front of the students? i know ure
thinking hell, bet the students swear more than him, butttt iono what
if there's one innoncent one? and just because we swear, does that give
him the right to swear in class and break the rule of professionalism?
well i'm not gonna ask him this cuz i dun want to fail this class.
movingggg onnnnnnnnnnnnn...... he told us about this miracle drug, its
really cool it solves all of guys problems! ok maybe not all but one
major one. well apparently when girls consume this drug called Zoloft,
(this Zoloft is actually consumed as a treatment for depression and
anxiety) when they yawn, they get an orgasm..... so imagine
this u're having sex and then you know you're almost done. so u
start talking about sports or work and voila! she yawns! and u're job
is done! you're happy she's happy .... well i guess u're happy as long
as she doesn't find out what Zoloft does... cuz ure gonna be unemplyed
once she figures out that she does not need you anymore... sad :(
-Hj-
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| secret of sex postponed! ok well as i was saying... yah advertisements.
ok best place to have it? definately above the urinal. cuz where else
does one look while taking a pee?! right? they look straight forward...
if ure looking down ure feeling insecure... if u look to the side don't
stand next to me while i'm peeing. that's like the most eye catching
place to put an advert!
another interesting place to put an advert is... well not exactly
interesting but rather annoying. The story goes like this... its not
made up its true! ok well anywayz i went into the toilet, i whipped out
my dick and stood in front of the urinal, and lo and behold, they have
one of those holey red mats covering the drain thingy, (for the girls
holey red mats are there to prevent ppl throwing like paper or stuffs
into it and clogging the whole system). Well that holey red mat had
words staring up at me! Well my pee had already started flowing and
once u start u can't stop right?! but i was interested in reading that
stupid ad so i had to edge my little big brother ( i'm not boasting
ok?!) a little to the side to read what it was. but somehow the foliage
was too thick, so i had to like shift my entire body to the side to get
a better view of the words . it said something about stopping rape or
something. But the point of this story is!!!!! that its cool to put
advertisements on top of the urinal but not IN the urinal cuz like how
embarassing would it be if another guy suddenly walks into the toilet
and i'm like standing in a somewhat weird position?
Tomorrow: Psychology Professor~ <3
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| Best places for advertisement....
so we know that internet advertisement sucks.. cuz all we do is ignore it and look at the stuffs we're looking for. If its pop ups we just close it....
but i saw this advertisement which reallly caught my eye. Ok so i was taking a pee .... continue later need go eat lunch ciaos
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| hey check this out guys (and gals) i got like the whole life thing figured out! i was like sitting on the golden throne at mc donalds and i did not have a book so i thought for the first time in my life.
so like i know a lot of ppl, errr i mean intelligent ppl like me and gurus and stuff, we've always been like you know trying to look for the meaning of life. okok this is gonna be like tough so stay with me here ok ? i know most of my posts are like really boring but this is really the shit right here. i'm gonna be famous with this shit right here, ppl will be like consulting me and stuff. i'd probably become a tun in malaysia and like a knight in UK and hopefully president here.
okok mebbe that was a lil far fetched... but look here k... the secret to life.... shit i dunno how to start
okok lemme try again
True meaning of life.
In life, there's only one certain thing, yes its death. Everyone stays on earth for a very limited time. So why the hell are you wasting your time reading a stupid post like this? Stop trying to figure life out and live it as it lays in front of you.
Tomorrow: Secret of Sex | | |
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