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!ACHTUNG!

!ATTENTION!

!ACHTUNG!

     Some of you may know my good friend Kwon H. Lim. He is, to put it simply, the epitome of cool. Ladies grovel at his feet, yet his only reply is a wisp of smoke from his lips. Known to be a bit of a sleeper, Kwon H. Lim can sometimes not be located for hours or even days at a time. When he is finally found, he claims to have been "sleeping".

I have made a shocking discovery.

     Kwon H. Lim you have been discovered. All these times you have been claiming to have been sleeping. Lies, all lies.

     I have irrevocable proof that Kwon H. Lim is in fact a Korean soap opera star. All those times you have been claiming to be "sleeping", you have in fact been flying to Korea to film the latest episode in your Korean soap opera.

         What follows may shock and disturb you, but I urge you to see the truth for yourself...

That's right, Kwon, we know!

Who's the lucky lady this evening, Kwon?

So sexy...

?

Snazzy umbrella, Kwon.

Gangpae, Kwon.

There you have it. Proof that Kwon H. Lim is in fact a Korean soap opera star. I'd tell you his real name, but I can't read Korean.

No more hiding, Kwon.

No more.