I have poison ivy and hives and a head injury I AM THE DISEASE-RIDDEN-SCOURGE-OF-THE-UNDERPLANET!11!!11oNe!!!11!
Chrismas was good. So was New Years. My mom gave me a randomly generated golden egg. I love my mom's random-ness.
I have been baking cakes/muffins/cupcakes alot lately. I'm not sure what that's all about, but I hope it doesnt lead into the disturbing area of girlishness. God knows I have been stifling that since I punched a boy in 3rd grade for asking me out. In any case, everyone can come to my house for baked goods and/or a scorching case of plant rash.
Also went to Dan's house yesterday. I was beaten by his nephew, Matt, at Halo 2 (Multi)
MATT IS 6 YEARS OLD.
I feel used. or cheap. cheaply used like a mustang with one wheel and no windsheild. I have no idea what I'm talking about. Still haven't beaten Metal Gear 3 only because of that bitch at the end. I also played Killzone at Kevins house AND I KICKED YOUR ASS KEVIN. I have to give that minute boost in the ego after being slandered by a mere child. I think this post will go on forever. I have to post pictures. Chiizu can't be the only picture-posting whore on xanga. In about 3 weeks, i will look back at this post and delete it anyway because I SO HATE THE WORDS. seriously. everyone should be mute. we could communicate by eye language. and then.......
you know what? i dont know? you know why? its probably because Lauren took my non-alchol virginity away with a Bailey's Irish Cream and a heaping dose of pressure upon my frail grey matter. Now,i cant think straight. i cant even think sideways. o god. i am not funny. um. ...........o yes , Dan said he would volunteer to do some Mega64-like video-game-inspired-skits just for the hell of it. I know its only because he wants to be considered something above a lvl 26 anime nerd.
me and my friends. we have alot of issues. Lauren is the drakly chick who likes to threaten me. Dan is a geek beyond any you have ever heard. Chiizu is just a freaky asian. and one day, in the far off distance, Denise will probably do some unspeakable horror unto my sleeping body and turn it into a origami corpse. | 
