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| "A WOMEN AVERAGES A BOWLING SCORE OF 145....." -Fox news-
There are many gifts in life that God has granted me. Yet at the same time there are things that he has presented to me as a challenge. Bowling, it would seem, would be one of them. I have tried, many a times to continue to gain the skills in becoming a sucessful bowler, and i have failed many a times. But Vince Lombardi once stated, "it isn't whether or not you get knocked down, but whether or not you get back up again"
There are many things in my life that i have failed at, and have failed at continualy. But what has allowed my to continue was my perseverence to get back up and try again. And from that i have what has shaped me into what i am.
Yet there are times when you have to throw up your arms in defeat. And accept your place in this world and accept God's will. These are words that i have never wished to say to myself, but in this case it is ture. I AM A HORRIBLE BOWLER and i give up. But as I state that I think what if those in the American Revolution just gave in and said "maybe we are to be ruled by great britian, and it is God's Will" or if Micheal Jordan had given up basketball after he had failed to make the team his sophmore year of high school.
But then, reality comes swiftly as i realize this. None them had to turn on FOX news and see this
"A women averages a bowling score of 145.....AND SHE'S BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!" | | |
| "IT TAKES A LONG TIME TO GROW YOUNG" -Pablo PIcasso
Thanks again to all who came out to celebrate my b-day...
To be perfectly honest.. i've never liked my b-day. Actually it is probably my least favorite time of year. People always ask why that is, again to be honest, i really don't know. Maybe it's cause i feel like i'be been 12 forever, not 25. But this b-day was nice.. and believe me it wasn't because of the time i had...
Here's a conversation with an old college friend, explaining to her what i did on my b-day..
HER: so what did you do?
ME: haha, we went to macdonalds, then went bowling and then to karaoke..
HER: hahaha, you had you b-day dinner at macdonalds.
ME: fuck yeah!! the mcrib is out..
HER: omg that's hilarious
ME: i don't know, and plus, when i was a kid, my favorite b-day's were when i went to macdonalds. that's the only thing i remember liking about my b-days.. but you should have seen their faces.. all my friends were sitting there with this look like "wtf are we doing at macdonads?" but i don't know.. it felt oddly nice being at macdonalds on my b-day..
HER: and Bowling and singing... don't you always complain that your friends always want to go bowling and singing.??? wtf?
ME: yeah i hate that shit.. i fuckin hate bowling, i suck at it.. and i swear these people sing everyday..
HER: so why did you want to do that..????
ME: I don't know.. it's funny, i use to complain about that all the time.. But i swear if you saw them.. they'd crack you up.. I mean these are people with important jobs, husbands. and wives.. but when you get them to a bowling alley, or a karaoke room, they're like kids in a candy shop.. They just seem like they are having SO MUCH FUN.. and at first i could never get that.. "how can you have so much fun bowling and singing??" but then i didn't care.. and i just enjoyed being around that.. So when it came time to pick what i wanted to do for my B-day, i wanted to be around that..."
To all my friends and neighbors.. thank you for liking bowling and singing so goddam much..
"Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh." W.H Auden
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| "SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!"
The new fall tv season always makes me kinda excited but also makes me kinda laugh. I mean there are about 500 new shows every fall and only 10 out of the bunch tend to make it. now this kinda made me sad as a kid sometimes cause there were a few shows that i kinda liked. come on that 80's show.. had some potential. But there are also the ones that make it that i thought would have no chance.. come on, a group of people who are stranded on an island after a plance crash didn't sound very good to me.
so in the spirit of the new fall season.. i don't think prison break is good, that show with jennifer love hewitt..LOL
but.... if anyone has showtime please watch WEEDS. awesome new show about a widowed house wife who becomes a pot dealer in a rich neighborhood. awesome, lovely, funny and human. plus alot of weed talk. makes me want to start up again just for the fuck of it.
my jimmylimmy movie review... "crash"... not good... nuff said | | |
| <------------------THIS GUYS IS AWESOME!!!.. THE DOG THAT IS....
Update on my adventures in dog sitting
i swear this little thing could piss all day if he wanted too.. took him out six times yesterday and he went like a champ everytime...
though one time.. i knew he had to go so i took him to the door and put on his leash. But i told him to wait there cause i forgot my cigarettes on the table. I shouldn't have made him wait cause he pee'd by the door.. MY BAD.. should have just fucked the cigs and taken him out.. damn i was hopeing that he wouldn't pee in the house while i was here.. oh well, addiction always effects the ones we love.
other than that he's been great.. he's been pretty calm.. he mostly just lays at my feet while i'm watching tv or on my comp..
what a good dog.. | | |
| A DOG DAY AFTERNOON
Last night jackass called me and asked me to do him a favor.. "hey can you take my dog for a walk tomorrow, and friday..i'm going out of town.." WTF? it's 11'0 clock and he's calling me..
Now to be honest.. i didn't have shit to do today.. but i kinda didn't want to.. but then i realized something..
Skinny guy: "the only way i'm taking payton for a walk and feeding him.. is if i can kick it at your place all day and hang out with him..."
Fat guy: "fine.. i'll even buy you a bag of dorritos and a huge bottle of juice.."
Skinny guy: "fuck YEAH!!! i'm in..."
So now.. i am here doing what alot of the girls we know wish they can do.. spend a day with payton... ever since my dog died 5 years ago.. i haven't spent a full day with a dog since.
Yeah payton is a spaz.. yeah he pissed all over me when i was holding him saying how cute he is.. yeah he has sepperation anxiety and acts like a little girl sometimes.. but man even as I write this he's lying down over my feet, making me miss my dog so much.. but making me happpy i agreed to do this...
Jackass left his Dog to hang out with a bea... i think i got the better deal:) | | |
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