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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Ooh i feel like Nancy Drew in the middle of a midlife crisis!!!

Hola mi amigos! So i have no idea what the crap is going on but i have been sick on and off for the past month and a half....this is driving me crazy!!! i blame kevin...i don't know why i blame him and don't even ask me why but it just makes my sick days that much more enjoyable!! hahahaha awww i love you baby!

In other news <------hahaha i stole that from some one!! Finalz is around the corner and i am going crazy oyy what is new...but after finalz is something called spring break!! wohhooo! so people its party time aiighhtt???

Clubbin Clubbin Clubbin!!! AWESOME!

hehehe the title of this post is random just because...i couldn't think of any other thing to title this boring ass post hahahaha i got it from the stepford wives and found it HI-LARIOUS!!!


WHat is My BarTAb?

This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10

Did acid -- $5

Ever had sex at church -- $25

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25

Had sex for money -- $100

Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20

Vandalized something -- $20

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10

Beat up someone -- $20

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $10

Given money to stripper -- $25

Been in love with a stripper -- $20

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

Went skinny dipping -- $5

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20

Cheated on your significant other -- $10

Masturbated -- $10

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

Done oral -- $5

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $25

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Had a threesome -- $50

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

Went streaking -- $5

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

Been arrested -- $5

Spent time in jail -- $15

Peed in the pool -- $0.50

Played spin the bottle -- $5

Done something you regret -- $20

Had sex with your best friend >-- $20

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Had anal sex -- $80

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is... hahahaha



MY TAB IS $155 ooh lala


Thursday, February 22, 2007

Howdy Partner!!!

hmmm it's weird how i thought i had deleted most of my posts...........but i guess not..i was reading through some of my old bloggings and damn i am so weird! anyway i don't think people read this anymore but for one very special someone...hehehe i just wanna say "HOWDY PARTNER!!!"

I <3 you alot.........

thnx for making me smile! 



Tuesday, December 05, 2006

SURVEY SURVEY BORED BORED

SURVEY SURVEY SURVEY....I'M BORED!!
1. Have you had any relationships this year?
Yes

2. Have you had your birthday?
Yes August 10

3. Been to church?
Yep, Almost every sunday

4. Cried yet?
Umm...today no...i forgot the last....oooh yeah a month ago!

6. Pulled an all nighter?
HEH yep!! Just this SUNDAY...

7. Drank Starbucks?
YES!!! YUmmmMMY

8. Went shopping?
YES!!! Christmas shopping!

9. went camping?
NEVER....someone take me camping!!!

10. Bought something for over $200?

YES....sigh...im broke...

11. Met someone special?
*nods*

12. Been out of state?
YEP!

13. Gone Snowboarding?
Nope.

14. What are you thinking about?
I am thinking about winter break~

15. Hugged someone?
YES!!! i LOVE HUGGS....

16.) been in someones bed?
 

17.) Drank any alcohol?
Too much last month!


18.) Loaned out money?
Sure.

19.) Gotten in a car accident?
Not this year.

20.) Gone over your cell phone bill?
heh yep!

21.) Done something you regret?
ummm....yeah i guess...

Lasts...

Last Person you hugged?
Cristal!

Last Person to call you?
Kevin~

When was the last time you felt stupid?
hahahahahahaha yesterday?! hahahaha

Who did you last yell at?
Someone being completely and utterly irritating!

What did you do today?
Sleep.....catching up on lost sleep.

hair color?
Right now...RED/BROWN

Initials?
T>E>S>L hahahaha or I>L

Pets:
DOGGIES!! Lucky, spunky...kevin!!!!! hahahaha JK

Mood:
Full YUMMMY LUNCH!

Where would you rather be?

With really fun people and chillin hahahaha  or or or DISNEYLAND!!!

Pissed?

Lyk got angry?? HEH this mawnin!


TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE:


1. Have you ever been in love?
Yep!

2. Do you believe in love?
Ah but of course!

3. Have you ever been heartbroken:
oh yeah... sad sad!

4. Have you ever broken someone's heart?

I'm sure & I'm very sorry for it.

5. Have you ever fallen for your best friend?
Nope.

6. Have you ever liked someone but never told them?
Hehehe...not really...hmmm Nope!


7. Are you afraid of commitment?:
Never.

8. Would u ever date one of your x's again?
Nope.

9. Have you had more than 5 different serious relationships?
Nopee!

10. Do you like someone that is in another relationship?
nope!

EMOTIONS

1. Are you missing someone right now:
Yeah. kevin, michelle, jam, dennis, eric, win, steve, kenny,tiffany, kathy, more or less ALOT! if i type every single person i'll just get tired!

2. Is there something thats irritating you?
As of now...sumone who is soooooooooooooo BLAH!!!

3. Are you eating anything?
  No I'm stuffed.

 
 
 YEAY I FINISHED IT!!!
 
 
 


Wednesday, November 15, 2006

You Drive Me CRAZY!!

So i haven't updated forever but whatever.....
I am going crazy, ok i know i know im already crazy but that doesn't change the fact that i'm feeling crazier than usual!!

LOL run people MAD WOMAN on the Loose!!



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