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MethodDan
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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 5/30/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: Bitching about the status quo, computer games, polishing my broadsword, playing guitar and bass, shooting things with guns, and being ashamed of my machismo.
Expertise: Ranting, instrumental masturbation, literal masturbation, literary masturbation, fucking up, computer games, eating, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
Occupation: Unemployed/Between Jobs
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
1/1/2001
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| Well, Xanga, I think it's time for me to bid you adieu. No one loves me here, I've set up a LiveJournal account, and unless it turns out sucky, I shall be residing there henceforth.
Those of you wishing to follow my exploits may find them here: http://www.livejournal.com/~methoddan/ | | |
| ...."Ice Cube will swarm, on any motherfucker in a blue uniform! Just cuz I'm from, the CPT, punk po-lice are afraid of me!" | | |
| I feel so.... needy. I'm missing my Lizzie, and have no one else, either. No one warm and cute and cuddly to share my little bed with.... makes me a saaaaaad panda. *pout* | | |
| "....I don't mean to be racist or anything, but, you're white." -Robert "Fat Bob" Barbi, talking about my chances of survival in prison. | | |
| ....I think the phrase "cum gulping butt sniffer" is funny. | | |
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