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Stalking on the steppes, wielding a reflective halberd, cometh Phoenix! And she gives an ominous scream:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

And this, less flattering one:

Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the plains! It is Laurel, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a cruel howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to hump you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"

Ack. >.<

Stalking on the fields, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh Laurel Buliavac! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to beat you into the fourth dimension!!!"

Much Better.

Striding out of the cliffs, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Phoenix Talion! And she gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

Wheee!

Sprinting through the tundra, swinging buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Laurel Margaret Buliavac! And she gives a low scream:

"I'm going to pound you so thoroughly, you'll age fifty years!"

Yes, my middle name is margaret.

Skulking across the tundra, swinging an oversized scalpel, cometh Laurel M Buliavac! And she gives a cruel scream:

"In the name of malice, I desecrate until everything has croaked!!!"

WTF!?

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the hotel lobby! It is Starship Nebulon, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She bellows vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to hump you in such an unsafe manner, it will be a new form of crime!"

WHOAH

Lo! Who is that, skulking across the desert! It is Phoenix Of Borg, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She cries ominously:

"I'm seriously going to smash you so painfully, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"

Zang! Who is that, running on the tarmac! It is Phoenix Of Borg, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! She grunts ominously:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Hey hey hey!

I added more random crap to my xanga, including that little green kitty that *should* be running about the page, following your cursor, and Squishy the Purple Hamster, my virtual pet.

But to distract you from the fact that it's crap I present to you, this:
http://bunnyherolabs.com/dhtml/monster.php?ref=http://www.xanga.com/NotInMyBackYard

It will make Godzilla attack my xanga.

And anything else you visit in this window.

I think.

I've had the weirdest feeling lately. Stuff seems to move around the house and dissappear without reason, and I keep feeling this... presence. It's not a bad feeling. More like someone I know well is near by and just messing with me. You know, tap on the shoulder, ha ha no ones there, kinda stuff. And then other times I can't find this, for lack of a better word, ghost, I feel this weird weight in my chest, like somethings missing.

Oh yeah, Laurel's lost it.

He's dead, Jim.
I'm not saying this as part of a joke. I'm saying it because James Doohan, who played Cheif Engineer Montgomrey Scott on the original Star Trek, is dead. I know it's A weird thing to care about but I've been heavily exposed to various Star Trek series since I was a little kid. The crews of the Enterprise, Enterprise-D, Voyager, and Deep Space 9, were all my heroes. If it was broken, Scotty,  Geordi, or Cheif O'Brien could fix it, no one was dead unless McCoy or Bashir said so, Spock, Data or Dax would always have a solution, and I could rest assured that Picard or Kirk would have made everything alright by the end of the episode. But now Scotty has been beamed up.

Okay, I haven't updated in a while because my computer was having issues where if you closed one window, all of them close. It's been very boring, and I am going to kill all of you for leaving me to my isolation.

OH SHIT

I just realized that I forgot Alanna's birthday. I feel bad.